"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dover

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Hi all,

My girlfriend is really submissive in bed. She loves it when i spank her, tie her up, bite her, **** her hard and generally be very rough with her. I definitely enjoy this too, but Ive got one major problem. She likes it when Im really rough, but I usually wind up leaving bruises. She tells me she doesnt mind, and that it actually turns her on a bit, but I am definitely not comfortable with my girlfriend having various bruises all over her body. The last thing I need is for her friends to think I beat her. So basically my question, what ideas do you guys have how we can keep this really rough sex going but not leave any bruises. Aside from the obvious, dont spank/bite her so hard, what suggestions do you have? Any other activities you can think of?

Also, if any of you have ever been in a relationship like this, I'd like to hear your experiences.
 

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She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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sexy_kuta

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wow dude,

wow thats all i can lol.

u da man!
 

jakeyboy

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bruises on where exactly? if you bite her really hard, there won't be any bruises. unless you keep biting at the same spot. usually it'll just leave red marks and fade away after a day. my girlfriend used to bite me really hard on the forearm when i fvck her. that used to leave bruises but it was cause she kept biting at the same spot.

reckon you can be rough without leaving bruises on her mate. try eating her out in a really rough fashion. no teeth though. just be wild with your tongue.

my girlfriend's pretty wild too so i know what you mean... but in this case i think fvcking her hard would suffice. you could scratch her back when you're doing it doggy style. but not until it bleeds man.

all the best.
 

sifer

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Warboss Alex said:
mine likes bruises. ;)
Careful that when you break up, she doesn't say you abused her.

My ex tried that, luckily noone believed her because I'm not that kind of person (trust me, I'm the last person in history of man you'd go to for violence against women).

She liked it rough too, actually loved it, but it's a double-edged sword, when women want to lie and hurt you, she'll say you beat her.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Just leave the bruises in places her friends can't see unless she goes out of her way to show them. I've fvcked girls who like it rough, and generally the only marks would be on their ass or inner thighs
 

ElChoclo

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I would suggest that you stick to spanking her with your hand only, on the buttocks. You could probably clamp her nipples without leaving anything too obvious, since the skin there is darker. As for the biting, any hard biting is liable to leave a bruise.

Ensure your restraints are user friendly, eg padded. Also you could hot wax her, or maybe show that you really care, by investing in a quality electric cattle prod.
 

WORKEROUTER

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ElChoclo said:
I would suggest that you stick to spanking her with your hand only, on the buttocks. You could probably clamp her nipples without leaving anything too obvious, since the skin there is darker. As for the biting, any hard biting is liable to leave a bruise.

Ensure your restraints are user friendly, eg padded. Also you could hot wax her, or maybe show that you really care, by investing in a quality electric cattle prod.

That's some serious sh*t right there.
 
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Your hor-friend is a Giga-hor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There are no limiits for such!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some fool is going to marry this hor one day - most probable a Sosuave DJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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