"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Stylish way to bad trolls

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With the popularity of the movie 300, this would be a funny way ban trolls.

Before they get banned, the moderator would reply to their last post with "This! Is! SSSSOOOOOOSSUUUUUAAAAAAAAVVEE!!!!!!!"

and then they would get banned.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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oh snap! I was having dejaview when posting that, but I was like '300 just came out a week ago, if you did something like this, you would remember it'. Didn't take into account another movie.

I'm not a troll (look at my other posts). Its the anything else forum and Im just being jovial.
 

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Michele said:
Either you're a troll... or you're an idiot who said the same exact thing with Snake's On A Plane (which was your thread... that was locked)

get the **** out.

Your old post about 'Snakes On A Plane'
You just bagged one! Now put hiw up for scrutiny at the troll thread. This is a great snippet of info he just posted.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Docs said:
You my friend, just volunteerred to be test subject #2,

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Its called a joke dude. Calm down, everythings gonna be ok.
 

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hope7 said:
Its called a joke dude. Calm down, everythings gonna be ok.
Your a joke buddy. Get out of the forums. And no everything is not going to be okay. Test subject Number 2!!

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hope7 said:
Its called a joke dude. Calm down, everythings gonna be ok.

Hmmm, didn't find it very funny. It would be if they banned you with that technique.

Hope7's responce to this thread: its just a joke! this is madness!
Mod: Madness!!!? THIS! IS! SOOSUUUUAAVVVE!!!!!!
*bans hope7*
*everyone on sosuave cheers*


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