Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
You just bagged one! Now put hiw up for scrutiny at the troll thread. This is a great snippet of info he just posted.Michele said:Either you're a troll... or you're an idiot who said the same exact thing with Snake's On A Plane (which was your thread... that was locked)
get the **** out.
Your old post about 'Snakes On A Plane'
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Docs said:You my friend, just volunteerred to be test subject #2,
[ hope7 ]
Troll Target Acquired
Your a joke buddy. Get out of the forums. And no everything is not going to be okay. Test subject Number 2!!hope7 said:Its called a joke dude. Calm down, everythings gonna be ok.
hope7 said:Its called a joke dude. Calm down, everythings gonna be ok.