"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Stupid idea

Brian20o2

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I was really bored and I got this funny Idea that might acctually work. You know those little downy fabric softeners that you put in the dryer with your clothes to make them soft and smell good, right? Well my little idea is to have one in my chest pocket "on accident" not only will it make you smell good up close but if somebody points it out you can make a "wtf is this" face and make a joke about it and how you just pulled it out of the dryer.

Im guessing some of the guys are gonna come on here and tell me stuff like "thats stupid get some real game" and "That sounds like some little pua pick up thing" but in all honesty I just think it might make a convo really funny if you were like "yeah... What the hell... Hahahaha! Theres a fabric softener in my pocket" But not fake and cheesy that would just be lame.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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It will make you seem clumsy and it shows that you don't check yourself and what you wear properly before going out (In other words, that you don't take good enough care of yourself).

Not a good tip imo, but I'm sure you can get a few laughs. But they will be laughing AT you and not with you. Self-deprecating humor is not always a good thing...
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Originally posted by n00bPimp
I've got a better one, write a sign that says "im a stupid ****tard" and tape it your back then walk around people and act like you dont realize its there. It will sure make everyone laugh. Plus its a good convo piece.
no, even better, have him make one that says "Can you tell me how to get to Brokeback Mountain?"

ahahahahahahahaha
 

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Originally posted by Brian20o2

Im guessing some of the guys are gonna come on here and tell me stuff like "thats stupid get some real game" and "That sounds like some little pua pick up thing" but in all honesty I just think it might make a convo really funny if you were like "yeah... What the hell... Hahahaha! Theres a fabric softener in my pocket" But not fake and cheesy that would just be lame.
Reread what you wrote..........

Saying that last part made them probably twice as likely for someone to flame you.

You should always speak as if you're 100% sure you're idea is the best idea and everyone WILL like it.

From what I read, I fear when you approach girls you assume to be rejected. Watch out for that.

But anyway, I would say that's a good idea, but we already have cologne to smell good, why use that?
 
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