"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Stupid idea

Brian20o2

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I was really bored and I got this funny Idea that might acctually work. You know those little downy fabric softeners that you put in the dryer with your clothes to make them soft and smell good, right? Well my little idea is to have one in my chest pocket "on accident" not only will it make you smell good up close but if somebody points it out you can make a "wtf is this" face and make a joke about it and how you just pulled it out of the dryer.

Im guessing some of the guys are gonna come on here and tell me stuff like "thats stupid get some real game" and "That sounds like some little pua pick up thing" but in all honesty I just think it might make a convo really funny if you were like "yeah... What the hell... Hahahaha! Theres a fabric softener in my pocket" But not fake and cheesy that would just be lame.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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It will make you seem clumsy and it shows that you don't check yourself and what you wear properly before going out (In other words, that you don't take good enough care of yourself).

Not a good tip imo, but I'm sure you can get a few laughs. But they will be laughing AT you and not with you. Self-deprecating humor is not always a good thing...
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Originally posted by n00bPimp
I've got a better one, write a sign that says "im a stupid ****tard" and tape it your back then walk around people and act like you dont realize its there. It will sure make everyone laugh. Plus its a good convo piece.
no, even better, have him make one that says "Can you tell me how to get to Brokeback Mountain?"

ahahahahahahahaha
 

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Originally posted by Brian20o2

Im guessing some of the guys are gonna come on here and tell me stuff like "thats stupid get some real game" and "That sounds like some little pua pick up thing" but in all honesty I just think it might make a convo really funny if you were like "yeah... What the hell... Hahahaha! Theres a fabric softener in my pocket" But not fake and cheesy that would just be lame.
Reread what you wrote..........

Saying that last part made them probably twice as likely for someone to flame you.

You should always speak as if you're 100% sure you're idea is the best idea and everyone WILL like it.

From what I read, I fear when you approach girls you assume to be rejected. Watch out for that.

But anyway, I would say that's a good idea, but we already have cologne to smell good, why use that?
 
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