"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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stupid ****-blocker while driving

pyros

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so tonight a female friend of mine told me to go to have dinner with two female friends of her...ok.

When I picked them up I saw that they were orcs, pretty ugly, short, kind of chubby.
We all went to have dinner. It went ok, had some laughs etc, but one of these orcs was the ****block. She did not try very hard because I was not 'picking up' any of her friends, but she had to act like a coc-kblocker anyway.

I had a small argument with this chick about how much bulls-hit you accept from your friends etc. We kept 'arguing' for around 20 minutes which now I think I shouldn't have done, cause as we all know here, you cannot have a logical discussion with a woman.

Besides... when I was driving them home, I was not sure which way I should choose, so I took one and this fu-cking bit-ch and my female friend started to annoy me, complain and say that I took the wrong way, asked me why I was going that way, that this route was gonna take longer, etc etc...you get the idea. They sounded like hens clucking...
I got pissed so I had to tell them to shu-t up, and they did, but you know...how disrespectful it is to tell the driver that he is wrong, that he is going the wrong way etc etc when he is in fact making you a favor by driving you home??
After I told them to s-hut up we all remained in silence for three or four minutes.

Jeez, I dont want to see this coc-kblocker again. She was ugly and annoying.

Anyway, this is the third time in my life that one girl or a group of girls START COMPLAINING BECAUSE I TOOK ONE ROUTE when they thought another route was better. IT IS DAMN ANNOYING, if someone is making you a favor, you should not start complaining and act irritating,
how disrespectul is this?
what's wrong with these women??
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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marmel75

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pyros said:
so tonight a female friend of mine told me to go to have dinner with two female friends of her...ok.

When I picked them up I saw that they were orcs, pretty ugly, short, kind of chubby.
We all went to have dinner. It went ok, had some laughs etc, but one of these orcs was the ****block. She did not try very hard because I was not 'picking up' any of her friends, but she had to act like a coc-kblocker anyway.

I had a small argument with this chick about how much bulls-hit you accept from your friends etc. We kept 'arguing' for around 20 minutes which now I think I shouldn't have done, cause as we all know here, you cannot have a logical discussion with a woman.

Besides... when I was driving them home, I was not sure which way I should choose, so I took one and this fu-cking bit-ch and my female friend started to annoy me, complain and say that I took the wrong way, asked me why I was going that way, that this route was gonna take longer, etc etc...you get the idea. They sounded like hens clucking...
I got pissed so I had to tell them to shu-t up, and they did, but you know...how disrespectful it is to tell the driver that he is wrong, that he is going the wrong way etc etc when he is in fact making you a favor by driving you home??
After I told them to s-hut up we all remained in silence for three or four minutes.

Jeez, I dont want to see this coc-kblocker again. She was ugly and annoying.

Anyway, this is the third time in my life that one girl or a group of girls START COMPLAINING BECAUSE I TOOK ONE ROUTE when they thought another route was better. IT IS DAMN ANNOYING, if someone is making you a favor, you should not start complaining and act irritating,
how disrespectul is this?
what's wrong with these women??
Should have pulled over and told them you are done discussing it and if they don't like it they can get out and walk from there. They would have shut up real quick.
 

Zapp Brannigan

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Don't worry about this at all, forget it, and let it go. It's obvious with those bi*chy personalities why they were single.
 
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