"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Stupid, AFC, sexist commercial for Ben Bridge Jewelers

MetalFortress

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http://media.putfile.com/Stupid-Ben-Bridge-Advertisement

I heard this advertised on the local show this morning, and was floored. Normally I don't engage in this "RAHHH EVERYTHING IS SEXIST" stuff, but this is as bad as it gets. I saved the Mp3 and uploaded it to the link above. I suggest not buying anything from Ben Bridge.

I posted about it in my blog too if anyone is interested in reading that.
 
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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reyalp

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I listened to that, and you're right.

I want my 5 minutes back.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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lol hahahahahah no way can this be real!:crackup:
 

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More bullsh!t AFC social conditioning. "Buy chicks things so that they'll wan to fvck you."

That ad was straight-up ridiculous.
 
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