"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Stupid, AFC, sexist commercial for Ben Bridge Jewelers

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http://media.putfile.com/Stupid-Ben-Bridge-Advertisement

I heard this advertised on the local show this morning, and was floored. Normally I don't engage in this "RAHHH EVERYTHING IS SEXIST" stuff, but this is as bad as it gets. I saved the Mp3 and uploaded it to the link above. I suggest not buying anything from Ben Bridge.

I posted about it in my blog too if anyone is interested in reading that.
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I listened to that, and you're right.

I want my 5 minutes back.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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lol hahahahahah no way can this be real!:crackup:
 
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More bullsh!t AFC social conditioning. "Buy chicks things so that they'll wan to fvck you."

That ad was straight-up ridiculous.
 
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