"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Strippers say a market crash is guaranteed because the strip clubs are suddenly empty

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I haven’t been to a strip club since I was around 21 and a novice. I can’t imagine what the experience is like now, nor the clientele, especially those who sit in the perv row.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I would imagine strip clubs are the place where ugly girls go who can't make it on social media or onlyfans.
For a while, I was in the mode of "if I'm on the road, I'll stop at my favorite roadhouse" patronizing, but I have noticed in the last few years the quality going down, with more & more women that look a bit like trannies. :eek::eek: It could be the COVID stimmy check effect, where formerly desperate chicks got enough cash to not be desperate. :rolleyes::mad:
 

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I haven’t been to a strip club since I was around 21 and a novice. I can’t imagine what the experience is like now, nor the clientele, especially those who sit in the perv row.
There's a place in Denver where the perv row is so good that happy endings can happen. :)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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OK, it was noted in a fresh video that featured (among others) a video (I am not sure how fresh that one was) that featured this article
Well, for what it's worth. The article came out in 2022 and there hasn't been a recession yet. The last official recession was the Covid recession in 2020.
 
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