"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Strip Club DJing.

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Does anyone have any advice or primers to use in Strip Clubs?

I've heard several different techniques but would be curious to hear stories or tactics that can be successfully used in Strip Clubs.

Disclaimer: Don't bother wasting your time telling me how bad strippers are. I don't care. I don't want to marry one. I want to bang one.

Thanks
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Wouldnt want your condom to break with your d*ck inside a stripper.
 
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Umm... you want to bang one so here is easy advise.

Pick the one you like:
Give her $200.00 ... problem solved.

Whats so hard?
 
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Originally posted by flexion_
Umm... you want to bang one so here is easy advise.

Pick the one you like:
Give her $200.00 ... problem solved.

Whats so hard?
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No kidding why make it anything more then it is which is a proposition of a psudo hook right? Why DJ where DJing isn't necessary.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Strippers aren't women - they're objects/services.

You figure it out.
 
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Not a good idea

I dated two former strippers this year. One turned out to be dealing/using cocaine and was a total snob. She was hot, though and I rode the ride.

The other turned out to have an HIV infected husband in prison she had been with since we got together. I ended up dumping her Saturday night.

I'm a man of danger myself, but USE condoms if you must pursue this lifestyle.
There is no glory in obtaining a fatal condition, being jailed for something you don't even partake of, or winding up in a dumpster.
 
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