"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Strip Club DJing.

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Does anyone have any advice or primers to use in Strip Clubs?

I've heard several different techniques but would be curious to hear stories or tactics that can be successfully used in Strip Clubs.

Disclaimer: Don't bother wasting your time telling me how bad strippers are. I don't care. I don't want to marry one. I want to bang one.

Thanks
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Wouldnt want your condom to break with your d*ck inside a stripper.
 
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Umm... you want to bang one so here is easy advise.

Pick the one you like:
Give her $200.00 ... problem solved.

Whats so hard?
 
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Originally posted by flexion_
Umm... you want to bang one so here is easy advise.

Pick the one you like:
Give her $200.00 ... problem solved.

Whats so hard?
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No kidding why make it anything more then it is which is a proposition of a psudo hook right? Why DJ where DJing isn't necessary.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Strippers aren't women - they're objects/services.

You figure it out.
 
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Not a good idea

I dated two former strippers this year. One turned out to be dealing/using cocaine and was a total snob. She was hot, though and I rode the ride.

The other turned out to have an HIV infected husband in prison she had been with since we got together. I ended up dumping her Saturday night.

I'm a man of danger myself, but USE condoms if you must pursue this lifestyle.
There is no glory in obtaining a fatal condition, being jailed for something you don't even partake of, or winding up in a dumpster.
 
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