"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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stretch marks from working out

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hey well i've been working out ever since i was 13, and i was pretty well built, when i was 15 i started to work out more viciously with heavier weights, 30 poundz for each bicep, well after aobut 2 weekz of working out with heavy weights i started to get stretch marks on both of my biceps because they wasn't enough skin and it was getting torn from the muscles gettin to big too fast. What do you guyz reccomend for the the stretchmarks?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Yagrash

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Keep your body the same size or quit *****ing about stretch marks.

Oh, or about 5 years of time.
 

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i don't know about you but i'm trying to look good for women, so quit being a *****, you probably don't know any thing about lookin good
 

Yagrash

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I have a girlfriend. I get laid pretty much whenever I call her. I really only have to look good for her, and apparently, she thinks I look fine.

Now listen.

Stretch marks (I get them, too... inner arms and thighs) occur whenever a body part expands rapidly. For example, your certainly massive biceps.

There are lots of products around that claim to reduce stretch marks, but none of them stand out as being effective. So what you're left with to get rid of stretch marks are straight time, a dermotologist, or a plastic surgeon. The latter two charge more than I do.

If you don't want more stretch marks, stop stretching your skin out. Maybe you could spend the extra time and learn how to spell.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Mederma. It is an over-the-counter topical scar medicine that works wonders. It probably won't eliminate the stretch marks, but it will definitely make it less noticeable. It's a little pricey though ($20 for a tube), and you can get it at any drug store (CVS, Walgreens, maybe even some grocery stores).

Good luck.
 

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Stretch marks? Its your body's way of letting you know you're doing good.
 

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Stretch marks don't go away once you got them. There are two ways to help prevent them, one way works better than the other, you figure out which.

1. Don't workout to become huge, instead go for definition and lose fat.

2. Rub cocoa butter on your skin every day. Note, this will do nothing if you already got stretch marks of course. And even still its effect is minimal at best.

Stretch marks are little tears in the skin that get healed...Like muscle repariing itself after a workout or a broken bone being more robust after breaking. You got them for life amigo.
 
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