"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Strength Training!!!

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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i added shrugs to it cuz i surfed 5 hrs today// and god am i sore.. and it feels like in that neck area is sore too...
like its basiocally the whole back and the whole shoulders... more so in the upper back.. and maybe more in the side delts... not sure about that one tho.
im also a lil sore sinewgher right under my chest.. i dont know if its the tip of my lats or some part of the abs...
 

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Well do u guys think id be able to workout on the same days as i surf? or would that overwork the muscle and iwouldnt be getting any stronger?
 
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