Stop Working Out And Get Your Dad-Bod On

[mangotot]

Actually she is completely wrong. If they look this way at 22, they will be 280 lbs of lard at 45 with a giant beer gut....

Not if those guys turn up to sosuave.net in the future....

 

[old married dude]

"We love people saying "they look cute together." But we still like being the center of attention. We want to look skinny and the bigger the guy, the smaller we feel and the better we look next to you in a picture."

Sooo, what they're saying is they want us to be morbidly obese so that we can make their fat asses look skinny?:crackup:

 

[In2theGame]

"We love people saying "they look cute together." But we still like being the center of attention. We want to look skinny and the bigger the guy, the smaller we feel and the better we look next to you in a picture."

Sooo, what they're saying is they want us to be morbidly obese so that we can make their fat asses look skinny?:crackup:

lol i was thinking the same thing. What if the chick is 190 pounds..... What, the guy is going to have to be 300 pounds at 6'5 to compensate for her huge frame? It's ridiculous.

 

[JohnChops]

Apparently, chicks like out of shape motherfvckers because it doesn't intimidate them. Seriously, is the world getting stupider?

http://theodysseyonline.com/clemson/dad-bod/97484

There is some merit to that argument, Vlad. Women do feel intimidated by larger men, **** so do I! But I think it is BS to tell people what to look like to attract the opposite sex. Look the way you want to, in a way that makes you feel vibrant and full.

This "dad bod" nonsense is just more crap spewed out of the mouths of women who have no idea what they want. Next week they'll want all guys to look like middle aged lesbians, sad part is, some guys will follow the trends. I like to believe people here are above this.

 

[VladPatton]

That was my point, how these "trends" develop and cause the sheep to move in a certain direction, while dismissing certain things now deemed old, boring and irrelevant.

 

[old_skoolr]

Does anyone wonder if these girls who love Dad bods, may have daddy issues, or is it just me????

The only example I have of this is when I worked with a girl, who didnt like her fiance working out, her logic was, if he was a bit chubby, no girl ill look at him and he'll be hers forever.

 

[VladPatton]

Sh1t's fvcked, isn't it? Become a fat, out of shape softee because it make me feel bad, make me feel inferior, and makes me feel unpretty.

But your undies are soaked when a muscular guy flirts with you at a party?? LOL Can they corner more angles to funnel advantages in their favor? At this point it's a goddamn art form.

 

[JohnChops]

Does anyone wonder if these girls who love Dad bods, may have daddy issues, or is it just me????

The only example I have of this is when I worked with a girl, who didnt like her fiance working out, her logic was, if he was a bit chubby, no girl ill look at him and he'll be hers forever.

Love me some damaged daddy issued girls! Well only on the weekends, mainly saturday, when im half in the bag and give 0 fvcks about anything lol. Other than that, let the other fellas deal with their issues

@Vlad, yup let the sheep move in whatever direction they wish. Ill blaze my own path with a damn bulldozer.

 

[foreverAFC]

im from the 80s man, back then it was normal for guys to look up to arnold and stallone and want to look strong and muscular like them, a lot regular women these days seem very intimidated by guys who are in shape

 

[marmel75]

Does anyone wonder if these girls who love Dad bods, may have daddy issues, or is it just me????

The only example I have of this is when I worked with a girl, who didnt like her fiance working out, her logic was, if he was a bit chubby, no girl ill look at him and he'll be hers forever.

Let's see how much they love "Dad Bods" when these dudes can't get it up in a few years because they are out of shape and unhealthy...lmao

 

[expos]

http://theodysseyonline.com/clemson/dad-bod/97484

What drivel.

Some thoughts:

1. The author of that article most likely is a fat slob that must have been rejected by her fair share of ripped, attractive men. Feeling like a failure, she settled for average targets. Average = attainable. She wrote this article to make herself feel better for having slob of a boyfriend and sure is hell trying to get a legion of bitter women who couldn't snag an attractive man to agree with her.

2. Do you think the 50 Shades of Gray movie would ever cast a guy with a "Dad-Bod". Do you think women are posting pictures of guys with "Dad-Bods" to their Pinterest Boards? Do you think Ryan Gosling would have half the fans he has now if he was pudgy frump with a "Dad-Bod"?

3. This all about control, control, and more control. Get a fat dude with low self esteem under your spell and watch him provide, enable, and shower you with attention. Then, watch as she loses attraction to her chubby beta boyfriend and desire to be with someone more attractive, get rejected by an attractive man, and then waddle back to beta-provider slob. Then, write blog post about "wonderful" dad-bod boyfriend in a sad attempt to boost her own self-worth because she clearly couldn't do better.

NEVER EVER JUDGE A WOMAN BY HER WORDS. ONLY her actions.

 

[ZTIME]

Spot On Expos!

Lame Article.

1. She's intimidated to wear a swim suit around a guy who works out = she's fat

2. She will only feel more attractive then the guy she's with if he has a "dad bod" = she's fat

3. she doesn't want to cuddle with a guy who has muscle because he'll realize that she's fat

4. Taco Tuesday and $4 pitcher night = she's fat

5. she's picturing her future together with a fat guy so that she knows she can stay fat and he won't mind.

Oh yeah, if I didn't mention it.....You're right! She's Fat!!

 

[VladPatton]

I wonder how long till they walk Mr Dadbod on a leash to get his balls snipped at the local Human Equalization Clinic because they, too....are intimidating. 15 years? 5?

 

[Dhoulmagus]

http://cdn1.theodysseyonline.com/fi...9562978077339539996_IMG_6530.imgopt500x65.jpg

This is what she looks like. These guys and the white football players get the hottest women on my campus.

 

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http://cdn1.theodysseyonline.com/fi...9562978077339539996_IMG_6530.imgopt500x65.jpg

This is what she looks like. These guys and the white football players get the hottest women on my campus.

U mad?

I take it the 900 posts you've made whining about "the south", "white puzzy" and "college jocks" that's a big Elliot Rodger YES.

 

[Dhoulmagus]

U mad?

I take it the 900 posts you've made whining about "the south", "white puzzy" and "college jocks" that's a big Elliot Rodger YES.

I'm more mad at the ignorance that goes around on this board. This is clear definition of why location and race matter, but yall chimp when those two terms are mentioned.

 

[JohnChops]

im from the 80s man, back then it was normal for guys to look up to arnold and stallone and want to look strong and muscular like them, a lot regular women these days seem very intimidated by guys who are in shape

spot on brotha! Man that makes me want to watch rocky tonight

 

[foreverAFC]

spot on brotha! Man that makes me want to watch rocky tonight

i would recommend watching rocky 4, then watching first blood, cliffhanger, and then maybe lionheart with van damme from 1991