"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Stomach muscles cramp after ab/crunch exercises....

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I recently started working on my stomach muscles three weeks ago and have noticed after each session my stomach muscles cramp up. Although it's pretty uncomfortable it's not severe cramping. I'm not sure if it has to do with my water intake or frequency of exercising but I would like to eliminate cramping after doing abdominal and oblique crunches. If you've experienced the same thing what's the best way to eliminate cramping? I do stomach muscle exercises one a week and after doing some reading on bodybuilding.com I'd like to increase the frequency of these sessions. I have a feeling my muscles are weak and probably need to become stronger in order to keep from cramping up.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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and/or you need more water and potassium. sit down with a big glass of water and a banana.
 

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I'll try more water and banana and see how that works out. Thanks for that tip. Maybe that's why I always see banana peels in the parking lot as I walk towards the gym entrance. :)
 

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Just to update this thread the banana about an hour or two before the workout did the trick. I did some heavy ab exercises and no cramps at all. Thanks again (JJ)
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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