happy gilmore
Don Juan
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- May 26, 2002
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my shoes stink. How can I make it less stinky?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
stinky shoes
- Thread starter happy gilmore
- Start date
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
check_mate_kid_uk
Master Don Juan
there are sprays for that
flyinshark
Senior Don Juan
Use the Arm&Hammer thing. It is a white powder, and it is used specifically for killing odours.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
quit puting them where they don't belong
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Unregistered
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- May 9, 2003
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Get your smelly feet out of them.
Alpine
Master Don Juan
Trainer tamers/ouder eaters.
Freezer? Yeah have you tried Ben & Jerry's Stinky feet flavour?
Freezer? Yeah have you tried Ben & Jerry's Stinky feet flavour?