happy gilmore
Don Juan
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my shoes stink. How can I make it less stinky?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
stinky shoes
- Thread starter happy gilmore
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
check_mate_kid_uk
Master Don Juan
there are sprays for that
flyinshark
Senior Don Juan
Use the Arm&Hammer thing. It is a white powder, and it is used specifically for killing odours.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
quit puting them where they don't belong
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Unregistered
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- May 9, 2003
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Get your smelly feet out of them.
Alpine
Master Don Juan
Trainer tamers/ouder eaters.
Freezer? Yeah have you tried Ben & Jerry's Stinky feet flavour?
Freezer? Yeah have you tried Ben & Jerry's Stinky feet flavour?