"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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hitchcock1

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Well guys, thought I had it somewhat figured out but.... let me back up and tell the story.

Friend of mine set me up with a chick. .. said she was hot according to him and totally high class, so I said sure. I called her up, texted a couple times, then met up. We totally hit it off, had dinner for 3 hours, went to club, kissed there, and then I stayed over at her place. She was out of town the next week, so she said she would call me from there... she did but i wasn't around to get it. In any event, texting has become sporadic, calls even less. I thought for sure I'd get a second date but not sure anymore. 3 weeks later and I am really surprised after the quality of the first date that it didn't progress.

What's the deal!?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Girls are male AFCs.

edit: what I meant to say was: Girls are the equivalent of a male AFC.
But yes, the word 'male' is unneeded in this case.
 
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