Still got it

[Murk]

So the 18 year old colleague that some of you may have seen me post briefly about came back to my pad last night.

We had all gone out to celebrate achieving £700k for the quarter (small company) and they took us drinks then to Gordon Ramsay’s restruant Maze in Mayfair. She had been laying it on thick all night and gave me head in the cab on the way there. We were in the back and three other colleagues in seats in front.

Night goes on and she wants to come back with me, but Sara is home but hopefully sleeping. I text Sara “friend from work coming back can’t get home to Gatwick” (where her office is based). No reply.

We get in and Sara is awake in her room on her phone to a sister in Aus. Me and colleague go to the living room play music do some lines and roll 2 joints. Sara popped in said hi and said she’s going to bed.

I proceed to bang colleague on my leather corner sofa, bareback (she’s on the pill) then we hear noises and assume Sara is up so we go to my bedroom to continue. This morning I banged her again and nutted inside her, ubered her home at 8am.

Sara wakes up at 10ish and goes to house viewings, comes back 4pmish - she’s found a place she likes for £475k.

She Asks “who was that last night?”
I say a work mate who couldn’t get home so she stayed here until trains were running.
Sara asks “did she sleep on the couch?”

Now I didn’t wanna lie and say yeah as Sara may have known full well she slept in my room. I said “she stayed in my room... but nothing happened” Sara goes “I didn’t ask” then I said “yeah but I thought you should know”

So basically I feel like I pulled off the heist of the century. The sex was great, haven’t banged a petite 18 in a while.

Murk still got it kids. Couple pics she sent me then a voyeristic, opportunistic pic this morning, stays between us though guys.

 

[mrgoodstuff]

So the 18 year old colleague that some of you may have seen me post briefly about came back to my pad last night.

We had all gone out to celebrate achieving £700k for the quarter (small company) and they took us drinks then to Gordon Ramsay’s restruant Maze in Mayfair. She had been laying it on thick all night and gave me head in the cab on the way there. We were in the back and three other colleagues in seats in front.

Night goes on and she wants to come back with me, but Sara is home but hopefully sleeping. I text Sara “friend from work coming back can’t get home to Gatwick” (where her office is based). No reply.

We get in and Sara is awake in her room on her phone to a sister in Aus. Me and colleague go to the living room play music do some lines and roll 2 joints. Sara popped in said hi and said she’s going to bed.

I proceed to bang colleague on my leather corner sofa, bareback (she’s on the pill) then we hear noises and assume Sara is up so we go to my bedroom to continue. This morning I banged her again and nutted inside her, ubered her home at 8am.

Sara wakes up at 10ish and goes to house viewings, comes back 4pmish - she’s found a place she likes for £475k.

She Asks “who was that last night?”
I say a work mate who couldn’t get home so she stayed here until trains were running.
Sara asks “did she sleep on the couch?”

Now I didn’t wanna lie and say yeah as Sara may have known full well she slept in my room. I said “she stayed in my room... but nothing happened” Sara goes “I didn’t ask” then I said “yeah but I thought you should know”

So basically I feel like I pulled off the heist of the century. The sex was great, haven’t banged a petite 18 in a while.

Murk still got it kids. Couple pics she sent me then a voyeristic, opportunistic pic this morning, stays between us though guys.

Shes giving you her body? Bang it good and often.

 

[Murk]

Who Sara or my colleague?

Me and Sara bang sporadically (3 times so far) I’m even reluctant to make it regular seeing as we live with each other so this works for me.

Colleague will get banged again in hotel at Christmas party first week of December, otherwise she lives too far and I’m not pursuing anything with her anyway.

I’m up to a body count of 18 this year. Let’s make it 20 and I’ll consider this a successful year post break up in jan.

 

[peanutbuttablunts]

do you want your gold star now or do you want me to mail it to you?

 

[Murk]

She's hot but didn't you go exclusive with Sara in your last post? Lol

We said we would see what happens but nothing really changed and I managed to keep this secret.

She went out for her cousin mels bday last night at 6pm and has just returned and told me a story which included a guy she banged ages ago and a comment her cousin made to him and how “Mel brought some guy back and Zoe was with that guy again an they were banging all night”.

Why is it always stories involving banish with this girl.

Anyway I’m justified in banging this broad and the two others in her bed. It’s how I can remain calm and unaffected by Sara.

 

[Murk]

do you want your gold star now or do you want me to mail it to you?

Your angst is enough for me bro.

 

[devilkingx2]

She doesn't really look 18, but i mean that in a good way. She looks hotter than an 18 year old normally is lol.

Regardless, nice job high five!

She Asks “who was that last night?”
I say a work mate who couldn’t get home so she stayed here until trains were running.
Sara asks “did she sleep on the couch?”

Now I didn’t wanna lie and say yeah as Sara may have known full well she slept in my room. I said “she stayed in my room... but nothing happened” Sara goes “I didn’t ask” then I said “yeah but I thought you should know”

So basically I feel like I pulled off the heist of the century. The sex was great, haven’t banged a petite 18 in a while.

Unless Sara is the dumbest girl in the history of the universe, she obviously knows you just fvcked that girl. You didn't get away with anything lmao

"I brought a hot girl to sleep over in my bed last night but don't worry nothing happened"

Your next post will be about her retaliation, be on guard for that. You might walk in on Sara with 3 guys and a cameraman

Why is it always stories involving banish with this girl.

Because she has a life lol.

 

[Murk]

She doesn't really look 18, but i mean that in a good way. She looks hotter than an 18 year old normally is lol.

Regardless, nice job high five!



Unless Sara is the dumbest girl in the history of the universe, she obviously knows you just fvcked that girl. You didn't get away with anything lmao

"I brought a hot girl to sleep over in my bed last night but don't worry nothing happened"

Your next post will be about her retaliation, be on guard for that. You might walk in on Sara with 3 guys and a cameraman



Because she has a life lol.

Haha, yes she’s a young like looking 18 with a hot body. Sara was asking how olds she was.

Prob didn’t get away with it, Sara went out for 24h and told me how her friend and cousin hooked up with guys so maybe that is her retaliation, going out and getting banged.

The only difference is she’s only damaging herself, plus I need regular sex and if Sara is not giving me that I’ll find it elsewhere which I can only say is fair. Plus this way she still pays rent to me, I don’t need to buy her things or go or if my way for her.

 

[marmel75]

Chick is looking right. Hopefully you smacked that ass hard a few times to see how many times your hand bounced off it.

 

[17 shots]

U should of went and slept with Sara the rest of the night after u slammed the other chick

 

[zekko]

Girls are such strange creatures.
I guess if I looked like that, I'd be taking selfies of myself too

 

[Murk]

I feel bad, while slamming away I kept asking if she was ok and she replied yes and was urging me to bang her harder. The next day (Sat) she told me she was bleeding and that is hurt her, bad.

I told her I kept asking if she’s ok but she was encouraging me, still didn’t make me feel less of a savage monster. She did say at the time it felt so good and no pain. I thought it was weird because going hammer and tongs with my ex who had a similar petite (not as petite) frame would hurt her. That liquid kamagra was not I repeat not needed.

I do feel more alpha though, maybe it’s the life force of an 18 yo giving me power.

 

[devilkingx2]

I feel bad, while slamming away I kept asking if she was ok and she replied yes and was urging me to bang her harder. The next day (Sat) she told me she was bleeding and that is hurt her, bad.

I told her I kept asking if she’s ok but she was encouraging me, still didn’t make me feel less of a savage monster. She did say at the time it felt so good and no pain. I thought it was weird because going hammer and tongs with my ex who had a similar petite (not as petite) frame would hurt her. That liquid kamagra was not I repeat not needed.

I do feel more alpha though, maybe it’s the life force of an 18 yo giving me power.

Some girls want it so hard they need crutches the next day, it's up to you whether that's weird or hot.

I remember reading a reddit post by a guy about how doing meth makes his girlfriend want extremely rough hardcore anal sex when she doesn't even normally like anal

 

[Murk]

Well hurting people's not my thing. But I do kinda wanna bang more young chicks now, I can't go back to fatties again (it's only been twice)