CORVETTE06
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i don't know why i still feel like i want to be with this girl. i miss her even though its obvious she cheated on me
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
STD from Long Term Girlfriend
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
First off, stop acting like a pu$$y. She's a hore who cheated on you, she doesn't deserve you. Ingrain that in your head.
It takes time to get over a girl, but this one shouldn't be hard given what shes done to you! In time you'll move on.
It takes time to get over a girl, but this one shouldn't be hard given what shes done to you! In time you'll move on.
CORVETTE06
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i know, every day it gets better. i already went out to the bars talking to girls just for fun. and i play a lot of call of duty. 
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
jdollarthegreat
Don Juan
What STD is it man? Real talk im curious now. I'll tell you STD's ive gotten. Only one i've ever gotten was chylmidia a couple of times but they give u a pill and thats gone in no time. Stuff that is good is also bad so it comes with the territory, i hope its not aids or nothing that would be crazy. Raw sex is great sex man but in this day and age girls be having hella diseases man. That **** is gross man, you penetrate something tryna get pure pleasure from that motha****a and u end up diseased smh
