"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Statue of man causes american women to lose their mind
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Night-hawk
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"Woman's studies ogrish student, Amelia Farttwat, caught pleasuring herself to statue of sleepwalking guy late last night. When asked why, Amelia replied, ' I said no, but he wouldn't listen! Rape is rape, I was merely making a point how alluring these creeps can be, and it's worse if they are actually real!' Manginas and fellow intellectual hamster half wit class mates agree.
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An image of a man in his underwear is a trigger for memories of sexual assault. But images of women in their underwear are everywhere, and considered art. Put a woman in her underwear and everyone is expected to appreciate it. Actually, I agree with the latter opinion, but I can't help but notice the double standard.
SamTheHobit
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I wonder what the statue is made of.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
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Yet these are the same types of ****s who go watch some uni chick piss in a cup live on stage under the guise of "empowered performance art" :crazy:
This fella who created it is probably thinking to himself " Why the fvck didn't I just make him black"
300 bored harridans with a new "cause" to feign shock and outrage over. *smh*
This fella who created it is probably thinking to himself " Why the fvck didn't I just make him black"
If anything this statue looks to be in distress, so if you are a male and you happen to be in your underwear outside because you just escaped a burning house fire in the middle of the night and you need some help, you ain't going to get it.
They should change the statue for a hot looking woman wearing bra and panties, I bet you it will garner more complains from feminists about it.
They should change the statue for a hot looking woman wearing bra and panties, I bet you it will garner more complains from feminists about it.
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Lol, good point. No one would dare complain about the statue stirring thoughts of criminal activity then.( . )( . ) said:
They should make it an obese woman so the plus size girls can have a realistic role model. It's all a matter of playing these left wing sensitivities against themselves.DJDamage said:
jafyk
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I agree with the posts on this subject. However, I think you guys should consider the context that this male statue is placed in a female only college. I think that might be why it's drawing more attention.
It's sad though that men have been made out to be the symbol of evil. Earlier today I saw a video of topless girls pulling a prank on the pizza delivery guy. Imagine if the roles were reversed the guys would be accused of sexual assault.
It's sad though that men have been made out to be the symbol of evil. Earlier today I saw a video of topless girls pulling a prank on the pizza delivery guy. Imagine if the roles were reversed the guys would be accused of sexual assault.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Atom Smasher
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Apart from who these women are and the frame from within which they operate, I agree that the thing is extremely creepy and not appropriate for an all-girls college.
backbreaker
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It sickens me to think that a work of art like, Michelangelo's david, a sculpture praising the beauty of the male body, would no way shape and form, be allowed to be constructed today because of all the feminists groups and the maginas