"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Anyway, I am at a Starbucks now and have already caught two Asians looking my way. I am hard as a rock. As I have said before I don't like wearing underwear. So I can definitely feel it. Here is my tip. A great way to pickup chicks is to hang at the bar and hand them their drinks. Be sure to make some kino when you hand them their drinks. You are also the center of attention standing up at the bar passing out drinks. That seems to be the hub of every Starbucks. Be smooth and low key about it. Don't have to draw any added attention to yourself.

And if you sit be sure to ask for a pencil from some chick. Again, kino. Ask her s--- about the pencil like you care. Take it from there.

Before you enter be sure to put on a tiny bit of sexy scent. Just a bit on the wrist and chin. I also like to rub myself for about five seconds before getting out of the car. You don't have to do that, but it does make you feel more sexual. The idea is to bring sex to a place where sex doesn't really exist. Remember that you are sex on two legs.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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allbeef said:
Anyway, I am at a Starbucks now and have already caught two Asians looking my way. I am hard as a rock. As I have said before I don't like wearing underwear. So I can definitely feel it.
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I love too much information - we use our inside head voice for things like this.

Okay...and have you gone and spoke to them? Have you pulled a chair up to their table, commented on their drink of choice, said 'Where are my manors! I'm AllBeef'? If not...why not?

Otherwise I don't understand the point of this thread...
 
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allbeef said:
Anyway, I am at a Starbucks now and have already caught two Asians looking my way. I am hard as a rock. As I have said before I don't like wearing underwear. So I can definitely feel it. Here is my tip. A great way to pickup chicks is to hang at the bar and hand them their drinks. Be sure to make some kino when you hand them their drinks. You are also the center of attention standing up at the bar passing out drinks. That seems to be the hub of every Starbucks. Be smooth and low key about it. Don't have to draw any added attention to yourself.

And if you sit be sure to ask for a pencil from some chick. Again, kino. Ask her s--- about the pencil like you care. Take it from there.

Before you enter be sure to put on a tiny bit of sexy scent. Just a bit on the wrist and chin. I also like to rub myself for about five seconds before getting out of the car. You don't have to do that, but it does make you feel more sexual. The idea is to bring sex to a place where sex doesn't really exist. Remember that you are sex on two legs.
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Excellent tip old boy. I'll add to it.

I prefer to bring a wingman to run distraction on my victims while I masturbate in their latte's. Bringing a small bottle with some sedatives for an extra booster is the cherry on top of a guaranteed sexual sundae. :up:
 
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allbeef said:
caught two Asians looking my way.
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Here's another statement: "So I was at this coffee place and I see two whites looking my way". or "I was at this coffee place and I see two blacks looking my way".

Notice the subtle arrogance and racism in my statement. Now compare it to what you said.

I am hard as a rock. As I have said before I don't like wearing underwear. So I can definitely feel it. Here is my tip. A great way to pickup chicks is to hang at the bar and hand them their drinks. Be sure to make some kino when you hand them their drinks. You are also the center of attention standing up at the bar passing out drinks. That seems to be the hub of every Starbucks. Be smooth and low key about it. Don't have to draw any added attention to yourself.

And if you sit be sure to ask for a pencil from some chick. Again, kino. Ask her s--- about the pencil like you care. Take it from there.

Before you enter be sure to put on a tiny bit of sexy scent. Just a bit on the wrist and chin. I also like to rub myself for about five seconds
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Seems to me like this entire post is one huge (or tiny in this case) joke about your penis.
 
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See this is a funny troll. I like this troll. The others should take lessons from this one.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Alle_Gory said:
Here's another statement: "So I was at this coffee place and I see two whites looking my way". or "I was at this coffee place and I see two blacks looking my way".

Notice the subtle arrogance and racism in my statement. Now compare it to what you said.



Seems to me like this entire post is one huge (or tiny in this case) joke about your penis.
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What? Obviously you are a racist Asian who doesn't like the fact that many Asian girls go for white guys. Are you not an Asian? Tell me. Yes you are. Quit being a racist!

I mentioned they were Asians for three reasons. It gives you a better description of what I saw. I see many Asian girls at Starbucks. And Asian girls like me. There you go. Sorry if they like me and not you.
 
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Well allbeef I hope your only response for two girls digging you, is not to open your laptop and immediately log on to post to sosuave about every girl that looks your way.

Did you follow up? If so what happened?

I'm not trying to bash you, but you basically said "Two girls looked at me, HERES SOME TIPS TO MAKE IT HAPPEN FOR YOU"
 
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ArcBound said:
Well allbeef I hope your only response for two girls digging you, is not to open your laptop and immediately log on to post to sosuave about every girl that looks your way.

Did you follow up? If so what happened?

I'm not trying to bash you, but you basically said "Two girls looked at me, HERES SOME TIPS TO MAKE IT HAPPEN FOR YOU"
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He also said that he was "hard as a rock" and advised you to "rub yourself" before entering an establishment.

I'm fairly certain this was a joke.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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No f---- joke. Why shouldn't I describe what I see and how I feel. If you are a real man you do get hard. If not you need to go see your doctor. I get the last laugh because I have the number, email, and facebook accounts for not one but two hb's.

Okay, I am on my way to the strip club. Maybe most of you are much too young to get into strip clubs and drink. Is that the problem? Maybe you have too little money?
 
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Maybe you have too little money?
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Some of us don't need to sneak around and and pay money to see women naked.

I get the last laugh because I have the number, email, and facebook accounts for not one but two hb's.
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Do they know this?
 
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allbeef said:
Anyway, I am at a Starbucks now and have already caught two Asians looking my way. I am hard as a rock. As I have said before I don't like wearing underwear. So I can definitely feel it. Here is my tip. A great way to pickup chicks is to hang at the bar and hand them their drinks. Be sure to make some kino when you hand them their drinks. You are also the center of attention standing up at the bar passing out drinks. That seems to be the hub of every Starbucks. Be smooth and low key about it. Don't have to draw any added attention to yourself.

And if you sit be sure to ask for a pencil from some chick. Again, kino. Ask her s--- about the pencil like you care. Take it from there.

Before you enter be sure to put on a tiny bit of sexy scent. Just a bit on the wrist and chin. I also like to rub myself for about five seconds before getting out of the car. You don't have to do that, but it does make you feel more sexual. The idea is to bring sex to a place where sex doesn't really exist. Remember that you are sex on two legs.
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allbeef said:
The idea is to bring sex to a place where sex doesn't really exist. Remember that you are sex on two legs.
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More like sex on three legs.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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