"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Anyway, I am at a Starbucks now and have already caught two Asians looking my way. I am hard as a rock. As I have said before I don't like wearing underwear. So I can definitely feel it. Here is my tip. A great way to pickup chicks is to hang at the bar and hand them their drinks. Be sure to make some kino when you hand them their drinks. You are also the center of attention standing up at the bar passing out drinks. That seems to be the hub of every Starbucks. Be smooth and low key about it. Don't have to draw any added attention to yourself.

And if you sit be sure to ask for a pencil from some chick. Again, kino. Ask her s--- about the pencil like you care. Take it from there.

Before you enter be sure to put on a tiny bit of sexy scent. Just a bit on the wrist and chin. I also like to rub myself for about five seconds before getting out of the car. You don't have to do that, but it does make you feel more sexual. The idea is to bring sex to a place where sex doesn't really exist. Remember that you are sex on two legs.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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allbeef said:
Anyway, I am at a Starbucks now and have already caught two Asians looking my way. I am hard as a rock. As I have said before I don't like wearing underwear. So I can definitely feel it.
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I love too much information - we use our inside head voice for things like this.

Okay...and have you gone and spoke to them? Have you pulled a chair up to their table, commented on their drink of choice, said 'Where are my manors! I'm AllBeef'? If not...why not?

Otherwise I don't understand the point of this thread...
 
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allbeef said:
Anyway, I am at a Starbucks now and have already caught two Asians looking my way. I am hard as a rock. As I have said before I don't like wearing underwear. So I can definitely feel it. Here is my tip. A great way to pickup chicks is to hang at the bar and hand them their drinks. Be sure to make some kino when you hand them their drinks. You are also the center of attention standing up at the bar passing out drinks. That seems to be the hub of every Starbucks. Be smooth and low key about it. Don't have to draw any added attention to yourself.

And if you sit be sure to ask for a pencil from some chick. Again, kino. Ask her s--- about the pencil like you care. Take it from there.

Before you enter be sure to put on a tiny bit of sexy scent. Just a bit on the wrist and chin. I also like to rub myself for about five seconds before getting out of the car. You don't have to do that, but it does make you feel more sexual. The idea is to bring sex to a place where sex doesn't really exist. Remember that you are sex on two legs.
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Excellent tip old boy. I'll add to it.

I prefer to bring a wingman to run distraction on my victims while I masturbate in their latte's. Bringing a small bottle with some sedatives for an extra booster is the cherry on top of a guaranteed sexual sundae. :up:
 
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allbeef said:
caught two Asians looking my way.
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Here's another statement: "So I was at this coffee place and I see two whites looking my way". or "I was at this coffee place and I see two blacks looking my way".

Notice the subtle arrogance and racism in my statement. Now compare it to what you said.

I am hard as a rock. As I have said before I don't like wearing underwear. So I can definitely feel it. Here is my tip. A great way to pickup chicks is to hang at the bar and hand them their drinks. Be sure to make some kino when you hand them their drinks. You are also the center of attention standing up at the bar passing out drinks. That seems to be the hub of every Starbucks. Be smooth and low key about it. Don't have to draw any added attention to yourself.

And if you sit be sure to ask for a pencil from some chick. Again, kino. Ask her s--- about the pencil like you care. Take it from there.

Before you enter be sure to put on a tiny bit of sexy scent. Just a bit on the wrist and chin. I also like to rub myself for about five seconds
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Seems to me like this entire post is one huge (or tiny in this case) joke about your penis.
 
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See this is a funny troll. I like this troll. The others should take lessons from this one.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Alle_Gory said:
Here's another statement: "So I was at this coffee place and I see two whites looking my way". or "I was at this coffee place and I see two blacks looking my way".

Notice the subtle arrogance and racism in my statement. Now compare it to what you said.



Seems to me like this entire post is one huge (or tiny in this case) joke about your penis.
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What? Obviously you are a racist Asian who doesn't like the fact that many Asian girls go for white guys. Are you not an Asian? Tell me. Yes you are. Quit being a racist!

I mentioned they were Asians for three reasons. It gives you a better description of what I saw. I see many Asian girls at Starbucks. And Asian girls like me. There you go. Sorry if they like me and not you.
 
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Well allbeef I hope your only response for two girls digging you, is not to open your laptop and immediately log on to post to sosuave about every girl that looks your way.

Did you follow up? If so what happened?

I'm not trying to bash you, but you basically said "Two girls looked at me, HERES SOME TIPS TO MAKE IT HAPPEN FOR YOU"
 
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ArcBound said:
Well allbeef I hope your only response for two girls digging you, is not to open your laptop and immediately log on to post to sosuave about every girl that looks your way.

Did you follow up? If so what happened?

I'm not trying to bash you, but you basically said "Two girls looked at me, HERES SOME TIPS TO MAKE IT HAPPEN FOR YOU"
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He also said that he was "hard as a rock" and advised you to "rub yourself" before entering an establishment.

I'm fairly certain this was a joke.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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No f---- joke. Why shouldn't I describe what I see and how I feel. If you are a real man you do get hard. If not you need to go see your doctor. I get the last laugh because I have the number, email, and facebook accounts for not one but two hb's.

Okay, I am on my way to the strip club. Maybe most of you are much too young to get into strip clubs and drink. Is that the problem? Maybe you have too little money?
 
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Maybe you have too little money?
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Some of us don't need to sneak around and and pay money to see women naked.

I get the last laugh because I have the number, email, and facebook accounts for not one but two hb's.
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Do they know this?
 
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allbeef said:
Anyway, I am at a Starbucks now and have already caught two Asians looking my way. I am hard as a rock. As I have said before I don't like wearing underwear. So I can definitely feel it. Here is my tip. A great way to pickup chicks is to hang at the bar and hand them their drinks. Be sure to make some kino when you hand them their drinks. You are also the center of attention standing up at the bar passing out drinks. That seems to be the hub of every Starbucks. Be smooth and low key about it. Don't have to draw any added attention to yourself.

And if you sit be sure to ask for a pencil from some chick. Again, kino. Ask her s--- about the pencil like you care. Take it from there.

Before you enter be sure to put on a tiny bit of sexy scent. Just a bit on the wrist and chin. I also like to rub myself for about five seconds before getting out of the car. You don't have to do that, but it does make you feel more sexual. The idea is to bring sex to a place where sex doesn't really exist. Remember that you are sex on two legs.
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The idea is to bring sex to a place where sex doesn't really exist. Remember that you are sex on two legs.
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More like sex on three legs.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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