"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Standing Rock Pipeline Showdown

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The countdown has begun to what will inevitably be an ugly situation. Things may very well go Waco. The police have been indiscriminately pepper-spraying the protestors and shooting them with rubber bullets and water cannons in freezing weather. Tempers have had a long time to rise. Some of those protestors are ready to die, and the police are more than ready to kill.

The headline below shows how much Obama is in the back pocket of the oil industry and corporate America. All he has to do is stall for another six months and let Trump be the bad guy who presides over the Standing Rock Massacre, but he won't even do that. His actions and words regarding Black Lives Matter protestors versus those regarding Standing Rock protestors show two very different attitudes.

And it's not like this conflict is even that difficult to solve. The protestors are concerned that tunneling under the river with the pipeline will lead to it leaking and contaminating their water. That's a valid concern. So make the pipeline go over the river and give the Indians minimum wage jobs sitting underneath it watching for leaks. How hard can this be? Those hordes of police on the scene aren't working for free. It's tax dollars paying them, but they are serving as security for the oil company. If the oil company was the one paying for all of this mess, a compromise would have been reached long ago.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/nov/26/obama-administration-sets-deadline-dakota-access-p/

After months of inaction on the Dakota Access pipeline protest, the Obama administration has put itself at odds with the Standing Rock Sioux by giving protesters 10 days to vacate the camps illegally located on federal land.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Cops are threatening a $1,000 fine for anyone caught bringing food or supplies to the protestors.

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-north-dakota-pipeline-idUSKBN13O2FD
Herr said law enforcement would take a more "passive role" than a enforcing a blockade. Officers would instead stop vehicles they believed to be heading to the camp and inform drivers that they were committing an infraction and could be fined $1,000.
 
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