"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Stage 5 Clinger Alert

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Annddddd here inc the clinger.

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Texting

Me: How's your day

Her: Really missing you, busy, bunch of crap stuff, havent heard about this and that, but missing you most of all :D

Me: :) you excited about your interview

Her: Yeah i got new shoes for it, next tuesday... You dont miss me?

Me: Of course (best generic response)

Her: Oh i was just being so nice and you just randomly change the subject just strange hmm thats all, strange the way you show it.

Me: .. lol

Her: This is the longest we've gone without seeing each other since we met! LoL, can you believe it?!?!?!

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If any girls troll this site, please dont do this. Huge turn off.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Wow, potential DEFCON1 nuclear bunny boiler you've got there. Expect a full on "wash your dirty laundry in public" Facebook emotional meltdown and hate campaign when you move on fella.

She's so fvcking smitten she'd do ANYTHING for you! So I'd have her jumping through hoops for me, compliance test sh1t, getting her to really push the boat out to please me. Funny how people play things differently... here's how I would've played it in red... If she didn't comply I'd go limited contact on her a$$, she'd soon deliver.

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Me: How's your day

Her: Really missing you, busy, bunch of crap stuff, havent heard about this and that, but missing you most of all :D

Ska: You'll sort the crap out, don't worry. Excited about your interview?

Her: Yeah i got new shoes for it, next tuesday... You dont miss me?

Ska: Maybe a bit. ;) Sigh, wish I had a reminder of you until I get to see you.... something naughty, like maybe a pic of you in JUST the shoes... But you probably don't miss me enough for that :(

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Guarantee she would, too....
 
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It resolved a little bit.. but i still need to eject this *****, cuz I gotta better pvssy around the corner. Im just too nice it seems.
 
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so is there a backstory or are you just showing us you're talking to a clinger? Someone else asked is she hot? Why did you get her number?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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The funny thing is a large percentage of guys on this site would kill to have a stage 5 clinger lol, but I know how you feel bro I awoke 1 morning to about 30 missed calls from some grenade i did the horizontal mambo with the night before. Be careful because this girl somehow infiltrated her way into 1 of my after parties and threw a drink in my face then proceeded to kick me in the nuts.
 
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I'll warn you, if you go NC to ditch her, be prepared for a barrage of texts the likes of which you probably haven't seent.
 
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Clingers are the worst. They often turn into stalkers which is pretty scary too.

There is a happy, healthy medium where she's extremely interested in you but gives you breathing room.

There is interest, and there is infatuation.
 
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I had one that went full on mentallist.

100s of calls and texts every day for weeks. Contacting my friends. Threats to kill herself. She drank bleach and polish. Told me I was the one and she couldn't live without me.

I mean WTF?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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