Stage 5 Clinger Alert

[TRSX]

Annddddd here inc the clinger.

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Texting

Me: How's your day

Her: Really missing you, busy, bunch of crap stuff, havent heard about this and that, but missing you most of all

Me: you excited about your interview

Her: Yeah i got new shoes for it, next tuesday... You dont miss me?

Me: Of course (best generic response)

Her: Oh i was just being so nice and you just randomly change the subject just strange hmm thats all, strange the way you show it.

Me: .. lol

Her: This is the longest we've gone without seeing each other since we met! LoL, can you believe it?!?!?!

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If any girls troll this site, please dont do this. Huge turn off.

 

[mikey2012]

Nice..now thats the way to treat da biatches

 

[Skalioppe]

Wow, potential DEFCON1 nuclear bunny boiler you've got there. Expect a full on "wash your dirty laundry in public" Facebook emotional meltdown and hate campaign when you move on fella.

She's so fvcking smitten she'd do ANYTHING for you! So I'd have her jumping through hoops for me, compliance test sh1t, getting her to really push the boat out to please me. Funny how people play things differently... here's how I would've played it in red... If she didn't comply I'd go limited contact on her a$$, she'd soon deliver.

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Me: How's your day

Her: Really missing you, busy, bunch of crap stuff, havent heard about this and that, but missing you most of all

Ska: You'll sort the crap out, don't worry. Excited about your interview?

Her: Yeah i got new shoes for it, next tuesday... You dont miss me?

Ska: Maybe a bit. Sigh, wish I had a reminder of you until I get to see you.... something naughty, like maybe a pic of you in JUST the shoes... But you probably don't miss me enough for that

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Guarantee she would, too....

 

[TRSX]

It resolved a little bit.. but i still need to eject this *****, cuz I gotta better pvssy around the corner. Im just too nice it seems.

 

[omega05]

so is there a backstory or are you just showing us you're talking to a clinger? Someone else asked is she hot? Why did you get her number?

 

[wataf]

The funny thing is a large percentage of guys on this site would kill to have a stage 5 clinger lol, but I know how you feel bro I awoke 1 morning to about 30 missed calls from some grenade i did the horizontal mambo with the night before. Be careful because this girl somehow infiltrated her way into 1 of my after parties and threw a drink in my face then proceeded to kick me in the nuts.

 

[IronDJ]

I'll warn you, if you go NC to ditch her, be prepared for a barrage of texts the likes of which you probably haven't seent.

 

[MisterD]

Clingers are the worst. They often turn into stalkers which is pretty scary too.

There is a happy, healthy medium where she's extremely interested in you but gives you breathing room.

There is interest, and there is infatuation.

 

[Skalioppe]

I had one that went full on mentallist.

100s of calls and texts every day for weeks. Contacting my friends. Threats to kill herself. She drank bleach and polish. Told me I was the one and she couldn't live without me.

I mean WTF?

 

[PeakIV]

a certain cluster B' comes to mind - LOL!