mongoose01
Don Juan
I don't have a squat rack yet, that's all. I'll probably just purchase one in a week or two.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
squats
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
TyTe`EyEs
Master Don Juan
I like Latinas.
DJBen
Master Don Juan
I like those cute little asians that make out to be REALLY innocent and then have some serious **** gear back at their place. That and chippolata's.
TheSplat
Master Don Juan
I like the new value menu at Taco Bell.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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Senior Don Juan
If you were stranded in a desert island, what would you bring?
DJBen
Master Don Juan
I can tell you what that guy WOULDNT bring.
A squat rack
A squat rack
TyTe`EyEs
Master Don Juan
I'd bring three things:
1. Bag full of shrimp
2. Latina
3. GPS cell phone (to be used after I get tired of pu$$y and shrimp)
Beat that.
1. Bag full of shrimp
2. Latina
3. GPS cell phone (to be used after I get tired of pu$$y and shrimp)
Beat that.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
DJBen
Master Don Juan
I'd bring:
Minibar
Speedboat
GPS
A change of pants and socks - You Dirty Fvckers!
Minibar
Speedboat
GPS
A change of pants and socks - You Dirty Fvckers!
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
Yeah, someone lock and delete this **** already.