mongoose01
Don Juan
I don't have a squat rack yet, that's all. I'll probably just purchase one in a week or two.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
TyTe`EyEs
Master Don Juan
I like Latinas.
DJBen
Master Don Juan
I like those cute little asians that make out to be REALLY innocent and then have some serious **** gear back at their place. That and chippolata's.
TheSplat
Master Don Juan
I like the new value menu at Taco Bell.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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Senior Don Juan
If you were stranded in a desert island, what would you bring?
DJBen
Master Don Juan
I can tell you what that guy WOULDNT bring.
A squat rack
A squat rack
TyTe`EyEs
Master Don Juan
I'd bring three things:
1. Bag full of shrimp
2. Latina
3. GPS cell phone (to be used after I get tired of pu$$y and shrimp)
Beat that.
1. Bag full of shrimp
2. Latina
3. GPS cell phone (to be used after I get tired of pu$$y and shrimp)
Beat that.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
DJBen
Master Don Juan
I'd bring:
Minibar
Speedboat
GPS
A change of pants and socks - You Dirty Fvckers!
Minibar
Speedboat
GPS
A change of pants and socks - You Dirty Fvckers!
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
Yeah, someone lock and delete this **** already.