"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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napoleon

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Did you notice that if you don't shave for a day or 2 your jaw becomes squarer! Also a question-if you cut up does your face cut up also?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Eternal

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Moved to Health and Fitness.
 

gav

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1. facial hair can have those effects on your jaw; however, i'm trying to shave as much as possible just now since it raises your testosterone levels apparently - i read it in pook's jerk thread.

2. yes, cutting up will reduce the fat on your face, but serious cutting is required if you want to see any difference

one thing that puzzles me however is what happens to your skin after you cut. i have seriously stretchy skin at the moment (people have told me that's cuz i must have been fat once - only as a baby) and it's a right ba$tard because being skinny means you should have a defined jawline: i have no jawline unless i lift my head up to the sky.
 

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Originally posted by gav
1. facial hair can have those effects on your jaw; however, i'm trying to shave as much as possible just now since it raises your testosterone levels apparently - i read it in pook's jerk thread.
Hmm..Id like to hear the logical reasoning behind this..
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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j_kat_251

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I think Johnny boy is a little confused. Shaving more is a result of higher testosterone levels, not a cause. More accurately, Pook says: working out leads to higher testosterone which leads to more facial hair and then more shaving, unless you want to look like Mountainman Hillbilly from Deliverance.

Silly man. Read more carefully, or you might end up hitting a girl in the face while yelling "NEG" 'cause you wanted to knock her off her pedestal.
 

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Originally posted by j_kat_251
Silly man. Read more carefully, or you might end up hitting a girl in the face while yelling "NEG" 'cause you wanted to knock her off her pedestal.
Neg hit!!!
 

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gav you are one funny guy.

arent you the guy who kept questioning whether some mysterious "brown sauce," who noone knew what the hell you were talking about, having some caloric affect??
 

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heh

1. it doesn't actually make your jaw squarer. it can make it look squarer.

2. fine; i've always wanted to believe that though
 

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People usuallly shave according to how fast their facial hair grows.. and how much they want on their face

... i dont see what testosterone has to do with this? its not like u workout and ur like "OH GOD I HAVE THE URGE.. no, not the URGE TO HERBAL.. THE URGE TO SHAVE" .........
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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