Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Spooning, Without Losing an Arm

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I spent the night with a girl last night. We fell asleep on her (rather small) couch in a way that my arm slowly lost all the blood inside of it and fell completely asleep. This seems to be a recurring problem for me, which leads me to ask--how the hell do you spoon without losing an arm in the process?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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realsmoothie

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LOL, a technical question!

Ah the eternal question... how to prevent the crunched arm from spooning.

If I'm in bed, I put my arm up and under the pillow under my (or her) head. I do this when I sleep, anyhow. Or you can fold it behind her back and against your chest, but then you're not as close as you can be.
 

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Yeah, I eventually moved it behind her back, but that was still uncomfortable plus it didn't feel nearly as intimate (though at least I had feeling!).
 

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LOL...I remember the first time I woke up with no feeling in my arm, and I went to raise my arm, and it wouldn't move at all. I was like, "OMG, am i dying or something."
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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She's cutting off blood flow to a nerve. Pull her in closer and have her place her head and the majority of her upper body weight on your chest instead of your arm.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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realsmoothie

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I will admit that I really love losing feeling in my arms. If I wake up and my arm is asleep, I'll totally hold it straight up in the air just for the creepy feeling of blood sneaking up your arm. WEIRD stuff.

As for spooning, to tell you the truth, I can't sleep in contact with someone anyhow. It's a) too fricking hot and b) unless you just boned her, you're sitting there with your wang against her butt and that's kinda distracting.
 

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Ah! The great questions of our times!

Personally I like to get my arm down beneath her neck between the pillow and the shoulder. Not only does it stop you losing circulation the most natural place for your hand to go is right on top of her breast.

JJ
 

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Heh I get that when I am asleep on my own! Thats just depressing
 

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CrunchyNut said:
Heh I get that when I am asleep on my own! Thats just depressing
^^haha

The worst is, when you wake up and both arms are asleep....and your alarm is going off. LOL you must wait 3-5 mins b4 u can even stop the beeping.
 

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fvck intimate.

do what you gotta do. sleep that off. you like sleeping on your stomach? do it. you like sleeping prone? do it....

you wanna spoon... I'm with whoever said throw your arm under the pillow, under her neck/head.. but wanring, that takes getting used to.. and I don't necessarily think a one night stand / early rltshp deserves a spoon - all night- .

give her a spoon for a while, then roll over, you've earned it.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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nice....always wondered about this one......what the hell to do about the damn boner?
 

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stick it between her legs, up against her pu$$y. She might even want another round, after that you should be sweet. Be weary of pu$$y stubble tho, that sh!t itches!

I just let her spoon me now. that way you don't end up choaking on her hair
 

QuezNozet

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well wolf116
i'm guessing you have to be naked in order to do that.....ummmm what if the clothes haven't come off yet.....?
 

QuezNozet

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hahhaa so just act like nothings up.....at what point should i take clothes off.....or wait for her?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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if she smiles back then you slowy grind her.. if you feel her pvssy gettting warmer.. good job you son of a bi tch you just truned her on.. ok.. you may move onto foreplay now.:)
 

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pvf94 said:
The worst is, when you wake up and both arms are asleep....and your alarm is going off. LOL you must wait 3-5 mins b4 u can even stop the beeping.
LOL! First time this happened to me, I couldn't move and it scared the p!ss out of me!

Seriously, just turn over, tell her to cuddle up to you and let her worry about her own arm.
 

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for any of you whoever saw that episode of life support todd said to draw a lione around ur mattress where ur arm usually is and cut the shape out of ur mattress so there is a nice groove for ur arm to go
 

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QuezNozet said:
nice....always wondered about this one......what the hell to do about the damn boner?
Why are you with a woman if you don't know what to do whith that? :confused:
 
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