"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Spooning, Without Losing an Arm

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I spent the night with a girl last night. We fell asleep on her (rather small) couch in a way that my arm slowly lost all the blood inside of it and fell completely asleep. This seems to be a recurring problem for me, which leads me to ask--how the hell do you spoon without losing an arm in the process?
 

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LOL, a technical question!

Ah the eternal question... how to prevent the crunched arm from spooning.

If I'm in bed, I put my arm up and under the pillow under my (or her) head. I do this when I sleep, anyhow. Or you can fold it behind her back and against your chest, but then you're not as close as you can be.
 

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Yeah, I eventually moved it behind her back, but that was still uncomfortable plus it didn't feel nearly as intimate (though at least I had feeling!).
 

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LOL...I remember the first time I woke up with no feeling in my arm, and I went to raise my arm, and it wouldn't move at all. I was like, "OMG, am i dying or something."
 

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She's cutting off blood flow to a nerve. Pull her in closer and have her place her head and the majority of her upper body weight on your chest instead of your arm.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I will admit that I really love losing feeling in my arms. If I wake up and my arm is asleep, I'll totally hold it straight up in the air just for the creepy feeling of blood sneaking up your arm. WEIRD stuff.

As for spooning, to tell you the truth, I can't sleep in contact with someone anyhow. It's a) too fricking hot and b) unless you just boned her, you're sitting there with your wang against her butt and that's kinda distracting.
 

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Ah! The great questions of our times!

Personally I like to get my arm down beneath her neck between the pillow and the shoulder. Not only does it stop you losing circulation the most natural place for your hand to go is right on top of her breast.

JJ
 

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Heh I get that when I am asleep on my own! Thats just depressing
 

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CrunchyNut said:
Heh I get that when I am asleep on my own! Thats just depressing
^^haha

The worst is, when you wake up and both arms are asleep....and your alarm is going off. LOL you must wait 3-5 mins b4 u can even stop the beeping.
 

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fvck intimate.

do what you gotta do. sleep that off. you like sleeping on your stomach? do it. you like sleeping prone? do it....

you wanna spoon... I'm with whoever said throw your arm under the pillow, under her neck/head.. but wanring, that takes getting used to.. and I don't necessarily think a one night stand / early rltshp deserves a spoon - all night- .

give her a spoon for a while, then roll over, you've earned it.
 

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nice....always wondered about this one......what the hell to do about the damn boner?
 

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stick it between her legs, up against her pu$$y. She might even want another round, after that you should be sweet. Be weary of pu$$y stubble tho, that sh!t itches!

I just let her spoon me now. that way you don't end up choaking on her hair
 

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well wolf116
i'm guessing you have to be naked in order to do that.....ummmm what if the clothes haven't come off yet.....?
 

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hahhaa so just act like nothings up.....at what point should i take clothes off.....or wait for her?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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if she smiles back then you slowy grind her.. if you feel her pvssy gettting warmer.. good job you son of a bi tch you just truned her on.. ok.. you may move onto foreplay now.:)
 

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pvf94 said:
The worst is, when you wake up and both arms are asleep....and your alarm is going off. LOL you must wait 3-5 mins b4 u can even stop the beeping.
LOL! First time this happened to me, I couldn't move and it scared the p!ss out of me!

Seriously, just turn over, tell her to cuddle up to you and let her worry about her own arm.
 

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for any of you whoever saw that episode of life support todd said to draw a lione around ur mattress where ur arm usually is and cut the shape out of ur mattress so there is a nice groove for ur arm to go
 

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QuezNozet said:
nice....always wondered about this one......what the hell to do about the damn boner?
Why are you with a woman if you don't know what to do whith that? :confused:
 
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