"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Spanked a girl from work today - D'you think I'm screwed?

LuckyStrike

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Originally posted by Trorkin
I think I should straighten things out - I don't want her to fear me. Damned if I'll apologise outright, though. I spanked that ass, and I'm glad I did. It was the right thing to do, from a cosmic point of view.
Cosmic huh? That's an interesting way of looking at it. I think you should talk to her about it, get it out in the open. You can do that without apologizing...Just let her know that it's all good and she doesn't have to worry about it happening again because you respect her feelings or some sh-t like that.
 

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madgame

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Kid, please do not think that I am harsh okay, but I will give you the three steps that you must do in this situation...you ready....

1. NOT GIVE A FVCK.
2. NOT GIVE ANOTHER FVCK.
3. CONTINUE NOT GIVING A FVCK.
Shyt, this is actually the only reason why I still come here (other than for doing my BC journal). If you read some threads sooner or later u gonna have to laugh b/c of some funny bullsh...t
 
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