Hi, I am going to Spain for vacation late may, was wondering if yall had any tips or heads ups on the senoritas and how to relate to them and what they may think of americans and all that. I want to def bang some of these gorgeous spanish women
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
You had better be prepared to hold your own because most of the best natural DJs of the world hail from Spain and Italy. Don't try to compete with them, learn their ways...
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Just go out there and have some fun man. When I vacationed there a few years ago, I had the tourist glow going on. It's like you're so excited to be in a new place, exploring stuff that you just radiate this aura of confidence and happiness. No girl in her right mind can ignore that sh*t.
If you're really smooth, the senoritas won't mind retarded 7th grade spanish. If all else fails, act like you are rich and are looking for a beautiful Spanish wife
If you're really smooth, the senoritas won't mind retarded 7th grade spanish. If all else fails, act like you are rich and are looking for a beautiful Spanish wife
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como esta *****es!
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Shizam, **** any senoritas while u were vacationing in spain?
...a friend of mine whos been to spain and fluent, said many girls there will know more english then i do spanish..so that i sholdn't have too many prob with that
haha i hope so..
yeah in my mind I have this idea where to them I will seem unique, and different - the same way i seem them as exotic perhaps they do too?
perhaps the chicas will want to brag to their chicas about how awesome it as to be slammed by a handsome american
how much diff are they from american women?
less stuck up..more?
less primiscuous...more?
either way im going to have fun... but I wouldn't mind having a few intimately wonderful nights with some bonita spanish girls
...a friend of mine whos been to spain and fluent, said many girls there will know more english then i do spanish..so that i sholdn't have too many prob with that
haha i hope so..
yeah in my mind I have this idea where to them I will seem unique, and different - the same way i seem them as exotic perhaps they do too?
perhaps the chicas will want to brag to their chicas about how awesome it as to be slammed by a handsome american
how much diff are they from american women?
less stuck up..more?
less primiscuous...more?
either way im going to have fun... but I wouldn't mind having a few intimately wonderful nights with some bonita spanish girls
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
In a nutshell, they can smell bullsh1t a mile away. If you are going to drop on line, make sure that it's original, specific and no beating around the bush with the games that you have to play with American women. Be confident, ****y and specific.arealman said: