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[wolf116]

In the spirit world Andy speaks to God. "God, why was my life so cr@p? I wish I could do everything differently." God takes pity on Andy and sends Andy back in time to the day of his birth, leaving with him all the knowledge he gained in his previous life.

 

[mpimpin]

Andy is excited with another chance at life...again. He makes a vow to God to eliminate homosexuality and goes to San Francisco to begin a murderous rampage of gays including Ken785.

 

[spesmilitis]

Just before the duel occurred, the winds became to violent, and sped to boat so fast, it went back in time.

 

[amoka]

With the vivid homemosexual characteristics of Andy, he lost in the duel and was pronouced DEAD few minutes later. Being type of person Andy is, rumoure has it that he was spotted at another homesexual bar several hundreads of miles away. We can all now agree Andy is NOW an immortal being walking on our planet.

 

[D!ck Ramsey]

What nobody realized was that Andy had unwittingly donated his genes to science by wacking off in a coffee cup. From his spooj, the scientists where not only able to successfully clone him, but also isolate and destroy forever any trace of homo genes in his DNA. Andy was back and ready for action, so he decided to celebrate by going to a Hooter's near the White House...

 

[Capt.Jack Sparrow]

And saw our president, George W Bush there surronded by the hooters women. He took many pictures and sent them to CNN, Fox News, and many other media outlets.

 

[Create Reality]

But what Andy didn't realize is that he left his pictures of the pope on fire, on the film roll! And this morning on CNN I heard the news...

 

[D!ck Ramsey]

Unfortunately for America, the right-wing media would not publish the pictures because they were all at Hooter's too. Andy had stumbled upon the biggest, most cleavage-ridden conspiracy of our modern time.

 

[penkitten]

the conspiracy theory suggests that the entire 911 nightmare was funded by the silicone breast implant sales, however they were manufactured in china, who is trying to take over america with faulty merchandise profits. Andy knew no one would believe his story because only a ragging homo would understand the complexity and severity of it... so Andy called up LMS, who hung up on him after he said ..."

 

[ValleyDJing]

"LMS, your Mom's a hor!!" Andy then took up suicide as a hobby after realizing he was a hor baby as well.

 

[mpimpin]

With his new hobby Andy helped Struggling AFC's commit suicide...figuratively speaking ...and assume their new lives as DJ's

 

[D!ck Ramsey]

It really was too bad that most of the dudes on SoSuave took him literally and hung themselves by their testicles at the stroke of midnight. With so many dead AFCs, SoSuave was losing money so they decided to merge forums with bestiality.net. All was well and peacful until...

 

[penkitten]

wyldfire returned after a long hiatus and did not know what was going on. the threads were all merged together :
"does she like me ?"
"i like to f*** chickens."
"should i call her?"
"i suck horses dongs."
"help i got my pecker pecked by the chicken"
"help i got the horse pregnant "

so she she wrote a thread that started like this ....

 

[cant think of a user name]

...he got the horse pregnant

 

[D!ck Ramsey]

Andy!!! One of the doctors at the lab was a plastic surgeon and had performed a full-on sex change. Unfortunately, if you recall, Andy's homo genes were completely destroyed and he only wanted women, even if he was a woman himself.

It looked like this would be the greatest DJ challenge for our young hero. He was a man and a horse...two strikes against him. Would he still be able to seduce Andy..er.. Andrea???

For the first time he began to feel nervous, but mustered up the courage to approach with the best opener he could think up....

 

[Last Man Standing]

Say "No" to Ho-mos!!

 

[D!ck Ramsey]

As you can see Andrea's reaction was pure laughter. What was our horse friend thinking? The crazy part is that it worked..the ice was broken and the two began to talk a little and our stallion bought her a drink.

They realized how much they had in common... both were genetic mutations that never should have been spawned. Andrea did not yet mention her past as a man.

Everything was going smooth until Last Man Standing rushed into the bar and warned Mr. Horse about Andrea's true identity. The steed paused for a moment, furrowing his brow in confusion. Was it still homosexuality if there was no penis?

He was still trying to decide when...

 

[penkitten]

the waiter, d!ck ramsey came up to take their order....

 

[Interceptor]

He asked:"Hello, you fools, What are you disgusting , hideous people looking to feed on tonight?? Hmmm???"

And then the monstrous Vampires shifted into their true form ,and gnashing their fangs and bearing their shapr claws lept at poor ****! He dropped his notebook, and ran and ran!!
Then out of nowhere he saw...

 

[Capt.Jack Sparrow]

Capi crimini in a restroom
they both got along and decided to troll the sosuave forums once again...