SoSuave writes a story. Post 1-2 sentences continuing the previous post

[spesmilitis]

We write a story by having each person post a sentence or two of the story in continuation of the previous post. I'll start:

Andy had just turned 21, and now he and his buddy's were going to a club for the first time. He was very nervous, but at the same time, very excited.

Edit:
I really didn't expect the story to take this sorta direction. I blame MVPlaya.
http://pics.livejournal.com/twoflower/pic/0002e4dt/s640x480

 

[MVPlaya]

Andy had never experimented before, and entered the Gay Bar he was destined to find the man of his dreams in.

 

[WaterTiger]

He was shocked to find the bar full of WOMEN! It was Lezbo night at the bar! Full of hot bi and lesbian women caressing each other. Andy smiled and ordered a beer.

 

[Answers]

Jerry called up Andy to talk to him about his love life - or lack of love life!

 

[amoka]

To the surprise of the audience, Andy appeared on the stage dressed in a skirt and was prepared to be weeded to the man of his dream.

 

[Ken785]

Then Andy caught AIDS and 15 years later, he died....and theres no way to bring him back to life...ever...so this story has a sad ending, yes...very sad. THE END.

 

[Ken785]

 

[Charm&Style]

but in his burial andy had written that before he is placed in his grave that man of his dream must yank his wang. It was done and from this mists of the grave andy was resurrected!

 

[Capt.Jack Sparrow]

Than andy one night came into Charm&Styles room and snuck into the bed with him. What happend next was very very naughty... Charm&Style...

 

[ChapStick]

OMG. haha

 

[Capt.Jack Sparrow]

You killed the flow!

 

[Chaos-Knight]

"The first thing charm did was hire the poor bastard an Escort,she wasn't
much to look at with only one arm, six toes on one foot,and the mustache,
(she was the cheapest money could buy)
but at least he finally can say he's lost his vaginity to a woman.

 

[Ken785]

The End.

 

[Capt.Jack Sparrow]

was not near yet my friends... Charm and Andy than went to Tijuana, mexico
together, they caught a donkey show. than they bought some cheap prostitutes.. and andy caught AIDS once again

 

[Precursor]

Knowing that his time was short due to AIDS, Charm revealed to Andy in a DarthVader to Lukeskywalker dramatic scene that Charm was indeed the father of Andy.

 

[lordson]

In a fit of rage Andy murders Charm and marries his mother.

 

[WaterTiger]

I tried to pull it back on line with Andy hooking up with two hot bi chicks.... but it didn't work.

....sigh

 

[Ken785]

and then andy dies and cant be brought back to life..ever...not ever.. not even as a robot...or anything artificial...no-one can save him...100 years pass and his body decentigrated into the earth and disappeared. all is done and forgotten... The End...the end of all ends.

 

[Ken785]

and this story cant be continued......

 

[Ken785]

ever...THE END!!