"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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We write a story by having each person post a sentence or two of the story in continuation of the previous post. I'll start:

Andy had just turned 21, and now he and his buddy's were going to a club for the first time. He was very nervous, but at the same time, very excited.

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I really didn't expect the story to take this sorta direction. I blame MVPlaya.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Andy had never experimented before, and entered the Gay Bar he was destined to find the man of his dreams in.
 
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He was shocked to find the bar full of WOMEN! It was Lezbo night at the bar! Full of hot bi and lesbian women caressing each other. Andy smiled and ordered a beer.
 
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Jerry called up Andy to talk to him about his love life - or lack of love life!
 
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To the surprise of the audience, Andy appeared on the stage dressed in a skirt and was prepared to be weeded to the man of his dream.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Then Andy caught AIDS and 15 years later, he died....and theres no way to bring him back to life...ever...so this story has a sad ending, yes...very sad. THE END.
 
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but in his burial andy had written that before he is placed in his grave that man of his dream must yank his wang. It was done and from this mists of the grave andy was resurrected!
 
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Than andy one night came into Charm&Styles room and snuck into the bed with him. What happend next was very very naughty... Charm&Style...
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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"The first thing charm did was hire the poor bastard an Escort,she wasn't
much to look at with only one arm, six toes on one foot,and the mustache,
(she was the cheapest money could buy)
but at least he finally can say he's lost his vaginity to a woman.
 
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was not near yet my friends... Charm and Andy than went to Tijuana, mexico
together, they caught a donkey show. than they bought some cheap prostitutes.. and andy caught AIDS once again
 
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Knowing that his time was short due to AIDS, Charm revealed to Andy in a DarthVader to Lukeskywalker dramatic scene that Charm was indeed the father of Andy.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I tried to pull it back on line with Andy hooking up with two hot bi chicks.... but it didn't work.

....sigh
 
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and then andy dies and cant be brought back to life..ever...not ever.. not even as a robot...or anything artificial...no-one can save him...100 years pass and his body decentigrated into the earth and disappeared. all is done and forgotten... The End...the end of all ends.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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