"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Sosuave Qoutes

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I've read many great posts with funny jokes in them and other quotes on this site that are inspirational. I think we should have a collection of some great SoSuave qoutes. Many of us already use qoutes from other posters as our Signatures. I have one as my signature and I have another favorite quote that is Sexy Kutra's signature. Add your Favorite SoSuave qoute to the thread!!

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Originally Posted by splash21
fvck that biotch, if she wants to play games like this she can go fvck the monopoly guy
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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If you are not fvcking her, you're her girlfriend.

Rollo Tomassi
 

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mpimpin said:
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Originally Posted by splash21
fvck that biotch, if she wants to play games like this she can go fvck the monopoly guy
I remember this one. I loved it, b/c it matches my attitude...
 

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my indifference quote is a good one
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Great quotes lets keep it up. I know there are a lot more quotes out there being used in signatures. The indifference quote is a good one! and I really liked that hurricane one.
 

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I'm kinda diggin the quote you've got mpimpin.
 

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I don't believe in Destiny, or even really fate. I do believe though, that for that one moment in time where chance and control come together, and she comes and approaches you, you better take the goddamn chance, because if you don't, it means that you are a little biatch, and chances like that are one in a million.

Insipred by my Cause and Effect Theory! :rockon:
 

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i just made this up because im feeling it right now

"anything is within an arms reach, what are you waiting for?"

i tend to make alot of quotes, heres one of favorite ones that i made

"ANYONE CAN TALK.. TALKING IS THE MOST PRIVILEGE THING A HUMAN BEING CAN HAVE.. BUT WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO WALK THE WALK... DO THE THINGS YOU SPEAK.. THAT TAKES GUTS.. YOU HAVE TO EARN IT YOURSELF " -Me
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I stole this off of Ace's Sig.


I touched her leg and she gave all sorts of red flags. It was like Flag Day in China.
An AFC is a person who lets circumstance dictate his life. A DJ makes those circumstances happen. -comic_relief
 

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Bump
 

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Those are 2 seperate quotes in my sig there, in case anyone didn't know. Both by the same guy though.


Crap, now I don't have anything to add to this thread... maybe I'll come back when I think of something.
 

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Here's another one thanks to Skilla Staz

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If she sucked my c*ck, I wouldn't pay sh*t. I don't pay for play. That IS her payment.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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"Do or do not, there is no try." - Yoda.

"Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth." - JFK.

Don't remember this one exactly, I think it's another JFK quote:
"Some people like to ask why? I ask why not?"

"Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of their social environment. Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions."- Albert Einstein.


-E.Nigma
 

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Preparation puts you in a position to win.
Effort and attitude determine the outcome.

Saw it on a Chicago Bears picture.
 

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"If you keep doing what you've been doing, you'll keep getting what you've been getting..."
-was in one of Rollo's posts, not sure of the origin though.

"I have no designs; I make Seizing the Opportunity by the Forelock my Designs. "
-Fowler's Samurai Creed

“Keep inwardly calm and clear even in the midst of violent chaos,"

“Do not forget the possibility of disorder in times of order.”

"Become aware of what is not obvious. Perceive those things which cannot be seen."
-Musashi
 

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Dictionary is the only place that success comes before work.
 
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