"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Sosuave Qoutes

mpimpin

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I've read many great posts with funny jokes in them and other quotes on this site that are inspirational. I think we should have a collection of some great SoSuave qoutes. Many of us already use qoutes from other posters as our Signatures. I have one as my signature and I have another favorite quote that is Sexy Kutra's signature. Add your Favorite SoSuave qoute to the thread!!

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Originally Posted by splash21
fvck that biotch, if she wants to play games like this she can go fvck the monopoly guy
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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If you are not fvcking her, you're her girlfriend.

Rollo Tomassi
 

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mpimpin said:
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Originally Posted by splash21
fvck that biotch, if she wants to play games like this she can go fvck the monopoly guy
I remember this one. I loved it, b/c it matches my attitude...
 

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my indifference quote is a good one
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Great quotes lets keep it up. I know there are a lot more quotes out there being used in signatures. The indifference quote is a good one! and I really liked that hurricane one.
 

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I'm kinda diggin the quote you've got mpimpin.
 

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I don't believe in Destiny, or even really fate. I do believe though, that for that one moment in time where chance and control come together, and she comes and approaches you, you better take the goddamn chance, because if you don't, it means that you are a little biatch, and chances like that are one in a million.

Insipred by my Cause and Effect Theory! :rockon:
 

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i just made this up because im feeling it right now

"anything is within an arms reach, what are you waiting for?"

i tend to make alot of quotes, heres one of favorite ones that i made

"ANYONE CAN TALK.. TALKING IS THE MOST PRIVILEGE THING A HUMAN BEING CAN HAVE.. BUT WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO WALK THE WALK... DO THE THINGS YOU SPEAK.. THAT TAKES GUTS.. YOU HAVE TO EARN IT YOURSELF " -Me
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I stole this off of Ace's Sig.


I touched her leg and she gave all sorts of red flags. It was like Flag Day in China.
An AFC is a person who lets circumstance dictate his life. A DJ makes those circumstances happen. -comic_relief
 

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Bump
 

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Those are 2 seperate quotes in my sig there, in case anyone didn't know. Both by the same guy though.


Crap, now I don't have anything to add to this thread... maybe I'll come back when I think of something.
 

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Here's another one thanks to Skilla Staz

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If she sucked my c*ck, I wouldn't pay sh*t. I don't pay for play. That IS her payment.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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"Do or do not, there is no try." - Yoda.

"Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth." - JFK.

Don't remember this one exactly, I think it's another JFK quote:
"Some people like to ask why? I ask why not?"

"Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of their social environment. Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions."- Albert Einstein.


-E.Nigma
 

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Preparation puts you in a position to win.
Effort and attitude determine the outcome.

Saw it on a Chicago Bears picture.
 

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"If you keep doing what you've been doing, you'll keep getting what you've been getting..."
-was in one of Rollo's posts, not sure of the origin though.

"I have no designs; I make Seizing the Opportunity by the Forelock my Designs. "
-Fowler's Samurai Creed

“Keep inwardly calm and clear even in the midst of violent chaos,"

“Do not forget the possibility of disorder in times of order.”

"Become aware of what is not obvious. Perceive those things which cannot be seen."
-Musashi
 

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Dictionary is the only place that success comes before work.
 
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