TurboLover
Senior Don Juan
Ah back in the day when Names had no numbers in them.
I miss the ol brown board.
I miss the ol brown board.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
And I, being an Internet kid, haven't found this site until October 2004. (I first accessed the internet in 1997).
Oh, regret, regret...
To think that I miss posters like Anti-Dump makes me think WTF I was doing surfing that sh*t!
What a waste...
Oh, regret, regret...
To think that I miss posters like Anti-Dump makes me think WTF I was doing surfing that sh*t!
What a waste...
prob being a little controversial here..Originally posted by djbr
And I, being an Internet kid, haven't found this site until October 2004. (I first accessed the internet in 1997).
Oh, regret, regret...
To think that I miss posters like Anti-Dump makes me think WTF I was doing surfing that sh*t!
What a waste...
but what i've found with internet communities is the "old days" were always so much better then the "now". in one community i was in from the start, i really couldn't see a whole lot of difference.
lets be serious here, people choose which threads to read, and when you choose to read the "my girlfriend sucked my uncles d*ck, should i break up with her?" type threads, your not going to learn anything..
of everyone who is talking about how great it was in the old days, where are you're tips, where are your field reports? as such senior members, why aren't you showing some leadership?
*on a side note, i personally need to do some field reports, but i'm almost always drunk when i sarge, and details are sketchy.. lol
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.