"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
SoSuave.net BASHING Article...
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Mandiblard
Senior Don Juan
noone cares
Ken785
Master Don Juan
very nice newbie. i found that while googling the forum....why would i bash this site when im a member, d!ck.MT3 said:
Cowhead418
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It looks like the article was written by a woman, which doesn't surprise me in the least. My favorite part was when she called the guys on here gold diggers, WTF? She obviously has no clue about human nature and is angry because the stuff on here is contrary to what the media, movies, TV, and her friends tell her.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Ken785
Master Don Juan
if it WAS written by a woman, shes obviously not getting laid...
navyseal2101
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I think its pretty funny.
Heart Break Kid
Master Don Juan
The main page has a picture of a fat girl with a sword + horns and a fat, green cartoon cat one step away from auto-fellatio with a botched hernia operation. I don't see how anyone remotely intelligent can take it seriously.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
you guys don't know what that site is? they make fun of everything. it's a play on wikipedia.org
it's actually a pretty funny site if you go though it.
it's actually a pretty funny site if you go though it.
Kev07
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That was a horrible bash article, fails at offending.
Docs
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Hey! All I see is that summary. I wanna see bashing.!!! 