"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
SoSuave.net BASHING Article...
- Thread starter Ken785
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Mandiblard
Senior Don Juan
noone cares
Ken785
Master Don Juan
very nice newbie. i found that while googling the forum....why would i bash this site when im a member, d!ck.MT3 said:
Cowhead418
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It looks like the article was written by a woman, which doesn't surprise me in the least. My favorite part was when she called the guys on here gold diggers, WTF? She obviously has no clue about human nature and is angry because the stuff on here is contrary to what the media, movies, TV, and her friends tell her.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Ken785
Master Don Juan
if it WAS written by a woman, shes obviously not getting laid...
navyseal2101
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I think its pretty funny.
Heart Break Kid
Master Don Juan
The main page has a picture of a fat girl with a sword + horns and a fat, green cartoon cat one step away from auto-fellatio with a botched hernia operation. I don't see how anyone remotely intelligent can take it seriously.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
you guys don't know what that site is? they make fun of everything. it's a play on wikipedia.org
it's actually a pretty funny site if you go though it.
it's actually a pretty funny site if you go though it.
Kev07
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That was a horrible bash article, fails at offending.
Docs
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Hey! All I see is that summary. I wanna see bashing.!!! 