"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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SoSuave.net is a message board community that encourages young men to deny their faggotry by sitting at a keyboard and banging out pure apocryphal sh!T about the sex lives they wish they were having with nubile young women they can't possibly attain, and also advising other "young studs" on how to have the same lack of life and masturbatory fantasies. Lulz are immediately apparent when one happens on threads like this, where the little "Don Juans" (as they refer to themselves) are ****ting their pants over the possibility of being trolled.
Anatomy of the Don Juan

"Don Juans" prefer to act as if they are leaving a string of broken hearts and longing pussies in their wake as they move from one "conquest" to the next. Reality could not be farther from this. Typical Don Juans are 13 year old boys who hold the lofty aspirations of one day becoming full-grown chavs, who will no doubt be found in any given club on any given Satuday night looking for their next mealticket for bragging-rights (not to mention access to her Visa).

The Dons are inherently insecure and unable to visualize being attached to one woman, since they've lived their lives watching one parent or the other hook up with an endless string of coked-out failures.

It goes without saying that there is an inherent level of faggotry present among their activity, the same kind that can be seen by the football team bragging about how big their D!cks are, and definitely fueled by the same insecurities. The average Don Juan uses these behaviors to overcompensate for his lack of any actual experience with dating, and psychologists agree that this is no less than a precursor to full-blown homosexuality.
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I was bored waiting for the rice to cook, so i googled Sosuve.net haha

Should somebody create an account there and fix it with something like this?
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=18369

Or create http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sosuave.com ?

Im too busy for that, but Thoughts for those with Sosuave Pride?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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pLaYtHiNg

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Wow, that article is harsh and not *entirely* accurate. I like SoSuave! :)

 

Thunderstruck7

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the guy said lulz and is against jocks..obv a keyboard jockey who couldn't handle the game or got beat out by a don.
 

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I actually laughed out loud!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Encyclopedia Dramatica hates on everyone! Hehe, I do love it though.
 

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real2 said:
Aside from the 'faggotry' and 'homosexuality', this article is not far from the truth :yes:

""Don Juans" prefer to act as if they are leaving a string of broken hearts and longing pussies in their wake as they move from one "conquest" to the next." - male biology dictates we procreate with as many females as possible :p with the added respect from your buddies :)

"aspirations of one day becoming full-grown chavs, who will no doubt be found in any given club on any given Satuday night looking for their next mealticket for bragging-rights" - people come here to learn :)

"The Dons are inherently insecure and unable to visualize being attached to one woman, since they've lived their lives watching one parent or the other hook up with an endless string" - a friend or a natural can be subbed in for parent, imo
I agree with this, except for the faggotory this is kinda truthful
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Its a comedy site.

Some of the best entries are on pedobear, an heroes and /b/tards. :p
 
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