"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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amoka

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We are all aware some members of sosuave got banned for reason unknown to common members such as myself. It is true that some posted controversial material but the same or similar material can be found here by other members yet are not banned. I suggest mods keep list of members that are banned and a reason they are banned and if possible, a reference to their behaviour. For example:
Name ..................................................Banned for................................Reference.
Skip: ............................Trying to seduce his mother. This is not what we teach.
LMS: ..........................Wh0re hater. Here, we like everybody.
Skip2my:................. Same as skip, no mult. names allowed.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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backbreaker

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yeah, he called my fiancee a ***** one day.. lol. I mean.. I knew in general the point he was trying to make.. but I mean at some point a 45 year old man sh ould have some type of tactfulness.

But you could go a long way listening to his views on women. the man was no dummy.
 

Gaucho

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Whatever happened to Wyldfire? A female, but one of the best posters and best advice here.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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amoka said:
We are all aware some members of sosuave got banned for reason unknown to common members such as myself. It is true that some posted controversial material but the same or similar material can be found here by other members yet are not banned. I suggest mods keep list of members that are banned and a reason they are banned and if possible, a reference to their behaviour. For example:
Name ..................................................Banned for................................Reference.
Skip: ............................Trying to seduce his mother. This is not what we teach.
LMS: ..........................Wh0re hater. Here, we like everybody.
Skip2my:................. Same as skip, no mult. names allowed.

I wanna read this funny mother-seducing crap, can you provide a link?? I need a good laugh!
 

Alle_Gory

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Gaucho said:
Whatever happened to Wyldfire? A female, but one of the best posters and best advice here.
She kept bringing up all that baby momma drama about her biker husband that comes in and out of prison.

She was just a regular chick. Sounds logical... on the surface. But deep down inside she was turned on by some dead beat.
 
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Rescue Mission said:
I wanna read this funny mother-seducing crap, can you provide a link?? I need a good laugh!
Im still waiting........or are you just a loser with so much free time on your hands that you make useless threads like this that are full of unexplained lies........what was your point in making this thread, it doesn't benefit anyone to see how ignorant and moronic you are.
 

CaptainJ

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Rescue Mission said:
Im still waiting........or are you just a loser with so much free time on your hands that you make useless threads like this that are full of unexplained lies........what was your point in making this thread, it doesn't benefit anyone to see how ignorant and moronic you are.
Rofl, are you sure you are not just another b1tch with a sense of entitlement. "I DESERVE TO GET THIS INFORMATION JUST BECAUSE I DESERVE IT!"

Actually no, you don't deserve sh1t. Why should the OP dig out old threads for you? And god forbid him not being able to do it in your imposed timelimit of 12 hours. Who the fvck do you think you are?
 
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CaptainJ said:
Rofl, are you sure you are not just another b1tch with a sense of entitlement. "I DESERVE TO GET THIS INFORMATION JUST BECAUSE I DESERVE IT!"

Actually no, you don't deserve sh1t. Why should the OP dig out old threads for you? And god forbid him not being able to do it in your imposed timelimit of 12 hours. Who the fvck do you think you are?
I just wanted to know why its okay to throw shyt against the wall such as saying someone seduced their own mother, when such a thread or reference doesn't exist. I thought only BPD chicks make up lies to feel good about themselves....
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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also this doesn't sound like a "sosuave banned list" thread (why would anyone make a thread like that anyway?), but it sounds like this Amoka guy is playa-hating on someone named Skip.......this whole thread is just pure crap.
 

Evzone

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Anyone remember that nutcase Luke Skywalker? Either he was completely insane, or he was the greatest troll of all time.
 

Alle_Gory

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Evzone said:
Anyone remember that nutcase Luke Skywalker? Either he was completely insane, or he was the greatest troll of all time.
Yea. He's crazy. No troll can be that congruent. His posts never deviated from his insane religious beliefs, and his repressed sexual obsessions... especially about his mother. :nervous:
 
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looking at various threads over the last few years, I have noticed that alot of the guys who had sex with lots of women and then came up here to dish out their advice, have ended up being banned..........not for being a "troll", but what looks like for just breaking forum rules about insulting other members. I can't blame them though, because when a chump does not want to learn from someone who has experience and is trying to help, that chump deserves some really tough love to try to get the point across.

Player Supreme being banned is a really good example of what I'm talking about.
 

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Rescue Mission said:
looking at various threads over the last few years, I have noticed that alot of the guys who had sex with lots of women and then came up here to dish out their advice, have ended up being banned..........not for being a "troll", but what looks like for just breaking forum rules about insulting other members. I can't blame them though, because when a chump does not want to learn from someone who has experience and is trying to help, that chump deserves some really tough love to try to get the point across.

Player Supreme being banned is a really good example of what I'm talking about.
The rules are there for a reason.

You can't force people to learn and insulting them isn't suddenly going to make them understand.

"Tough love" only works in certain situations. Anonymously via forums is not one of those situations.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Warrior74

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Maxtro said:
"Tough love" only works in certain situations. Anonymously via forums is not one of those situations.
Yup. I came from the Player Supreme camp and while I agree most of the guys here could use a big smack upside the head....you can't really smack em over the internet..it just doesn't work. You have to teach by example, parable and consistency.
 

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Worst troll of all time (yet hasn't been banned yet?)

Don Juan Number One


He also seems to be the least funniest internet provocateurs ever... :yes:
 

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I can't wait till Alpha Romero gets put on that list. Talk about some one who needs a smack up side of the head!

Player Supreme was a very good influence & LMS ALWAYS made a fun read even if they both were a little "blunt" in their words. Sometimes you have to smack the horse to get the cart out of the mud.


Speaking of the rare female on the boards...what ever happened to Sexy Malibu????
 

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Rescue Mission said:
Player Supreme being banned is a really good example of what I'm talking about.
Player supreme kept making threads insulting people, making multiple accounts to talk to himself, and used this forum as a means of farming members for his pay-only forum he's still running.

If you want to talk to him then get on his website and start dishing out a monthly fee.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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