"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Sore D!ck/foreskin - vigorous sex

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I had sex with my girl all weekend and nutted 2x Friday, 2x Saturday 2x Sunday. My **** is now sore and tender. This doesn't account for HJ/BJ, just nuts busted. It wasn't anything out of the ordinary, but I hd an urge to really fvck her good and aggressively, lay my mark, sexually exhaust myself.

Is this normal? I feel I have a sensitive d!ck in general, I'm uncircumcised (el natural gang) and she was sucking/jacking with vim/vigour. I told her to calm down. Now I'm in my home office working and my **** hurts. I inspected the old boy, no cuts/legions just red raw and sore.

More lube? She was on her period so there was more friction, which was nice, but needed lube.

Just looking for similar experiences around this really? My skin all over is naturally soft and delicate (no homo), we were both more horny than usual.

EDIT: worth noting I've done similar damage in my youth from wanking too much, you know when you get in a depressed zone and masturbation is the only happiness (maybe just me) and you overdo it. I've also severed/cut my banjo string fvcking my ex gf while she wore a crutchless allinone thing, they are terrible, they split at the vag but rub on you either side, anyway, I have previous for over-fvcking and hurting myself. I like to fvck hard, I don't like a sore/tender foreskin.
 
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Yeah, I have had this happen before...it just needs rest.

I literally had to drop plates because of this a few years ago. I had 6 or 7 at one point and my d!ck was almost falling off trying to bang them in any sort of regular rotation. By the end of the week I was cornhusking bad...had to make sure the ones who liked swallowing were near the front of the week to avoid them being disappointed haha

Ended up cutting it to 4 and then one of those dropped off so I had 3 for a while and that worked out much better...
 

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Try Aquafor like all the time. It’ll turn around fast.
 

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Very normal...when I was in high school I had one day go into double digits with my girlfriend. I remember seriously contemplating going to the hospital because it was so beat up... and my nuts were hurting for days.

It’s safe to say at 41...I will never achieve such feats again... I couldn’t bring myself to even give it a whirl. Enjoy
 

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Yea, use a good lotion and give it a rest for a few days.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Hi Murk,
Common problem,I have found a tiny smear of Kenacomb ointment after a good clean up sorts the problem out in a couple of days.
 

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Been there, done that. That's just what happens when you give it too much action. I've also had general pain in the d!ck from having a rock hard erection for hours, that one is fine while it's down but hurts like hell if for some reason I get an erection again. That was more of a problem in my early 20s, have better control of it now and I know how much it can take before I need to let it rest.

So yeah, I'd say your experience is normal and you just need to let it rest. If you don't want to end up like that you should wait longer between sessions or don't be as rough every time.
 

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Ok thanks guys for confirming it's normal. I think penis skin is really sensitive in general.

Try Aquafor like all the time. It’ll turn around fast.
The lip stuff? I actually have some at home. I got bitten by my grandad's dog in Miami in November, dog cut right through my lip, they gave me a tetanus shot, told me to use Aquafor to keep it moist, no stitches, in and out in 30 mins, then charged me $1500 for pleasure - which I have not and will not pay. They can keep sending letters to Miami they won't see a dollar from me. I'm unvaxxed and won't be allowed into the U.S for a long time, if ever again.
 

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Aquaphor Healing Ointment ingredients
mineral oil, which is extracted from petroleum. ceresin, a mineral wax that comes from shale rocks or coal. lanolin alcohol, which comes from animal skin. panthenol, which comes from vitamin B5.

It works great on tattoos new or old, skin abrasions all kinds of stuff. If you don’t like the ingredients a second choice would be raw, unprocessed, virgin coconut oil.

Ok thanks guys for confirming it's normal. I think penis skin is really sensitive in general.


The lip stuff? I actually have some at home. I got bitten by my grandad's dog in Miami in November, dog cut right through my lip, they gave me a tetanus shot, told me to use Aquafor to keep it moist, no stitches, in and out in 30 mins, then charged me $1500 for pleasure - which I have not and will not pay. They can keep sending letters to Miami they won't see a dollar from me. I'm unvaxxed and won't be allowed into the U.S for a long time, if ever again.
 
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