Sophisticated English Language/Speech

[Harp]

How do I learn to speak English in a very sophisticated and aristocratic manner.

I would like to speak like the aristocratic courts in England. Like royalty in a very high class manner.

Please Help.

 

[aftershock]

Sometimes I just think what the fvck...

 

[seanchai]

Look up Received Pronunciation, the program that used to be taught to iron out regional dialectic variation in England and Wales. Then look up "confused dork" for a picture of you.

 

[picard]

the aristocratic English is only used for intellectuals in the field of academics research. The real world is full of cut throat people who will kill you before you open your mouth. There is no second chance to use aristocratic language. People use short words, acronyms or syllables to express their feelings similar to millitary language to be succinct in the battlefield.

 

[Phoenix_of_the_ashes]

I think there are many retards in this thread.

 

[svarog]

read a lot of books that is best way to improve vocabulary

 

[Cbaoth]

.. ???? wtf do you wanna do that for