Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
:crackup:WesCottII said:Wow. He got owned.
Daft bastad was probably sarging in a wedding convention.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Well lol I'm just saying that it's common for chicks who are Sophomore's and up to be A. Married or B. Have a boyfriend. I'm not saying it's true 100% of the time. So this is just an obversation I've made off of what I've seen.f283000 said:I think ElStud misworded. If we talk about the 8.5s and higher than yes NOT EVERY but A LOT if not MOST OF THEM probably have a boyfriend already. We are talking about the best of the best here.
To say sophomores and higher are in a relationship or married that is a huge generalization. I would make the case that 8.5s or higher, 3 out of 5 are in a relationship and the remaining 2 since they are hard to get and will lie to keep afcs away will let people think they are in one as well so it will make it seem like most are taken.
I don't think thats true, but a few college girls are married or have a boyfriend.ElStud said:Well lol I'm just saying that it's common for chicks who are Sophomore's and up to be A. Married or B. Have a boyfriend. I'm not saying it's true 100% of the time. So this is just an obversation I've made off of what I've seen.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Funny, I picture a black Cartman.MikeYikes122 said:Any time I try to imagine what ElStud actually looks like, I just think of Butters from South Park.
I've found out that if you're a virgin and she's a sophomore or older, she won't sleep with you.ElStud said:If she's a sophomore or older, she's probably already got a fiance or she's probably already married. Atleast around here I've found that to be true.