She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
:crackup:WesCottII said:Wow. He got owned.
Daft bastad was probably sarging in a wedding convention.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Well lol I'm just saying that it's common for chicks who are Sophomore's and up to be A. Married or B. Have a boyfriend. I'm not saying it's true 100% of the time. So this is just an obversation I've made off of what I've seen.f283000 said:I think ElStud misworded. If we talk about the 8.5s and higher than yes NOT EVERY but A LOT if not MOST OF THEM probably have a boyfriend already. We are talking about the best of the best here.
To say sophomores and higher are in a relationship or married that is a huge generalization. I would make the case that 8.5s or higher, 3 out of 5 are in a relationship and the remaining 2 since they are hard to get and will lie to keep afcs away will let people think they are in one as well so it will make it seem like most are taken.
I don't think thats true, but a few college girls are married or have a boyfriend.ElStud said:Well lol I'm just saying that it's common for chicks who are Sophomore's and up to be A. Married or B. Have a boyfriend. I'm not saying it's true 100% of the time. So this is just an obversation I've made off of what I've seen.
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Funny, I picture a black Cartman.MikeYikes122 said:Any time I try to imagine what ElStud actually looks like, I just think of Butters from South Park.
I've found out that if you're a virgin and she's a sophomore or older, she won't sleep with you.ElStud said:If she's a sophomore or older, she's probably already got a fiance or she's probably already married. Atleast around here I've found that to be true.