Warboss Alex
Master Don Juan
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"An Expert: A fellow who knows 59 ways of making love but doesn't know any girls."
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Something for most of you.. ;)
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
I only know three. Mouth
Butt
Vagina
One and Three sound good to me.
the_milkman
Don Juan
You don't know any girl neither, so it doesn't really make a difference. the "Expert" as well as Skilla_Staz will never get any pvssy!Skilla_Staz said:
Mouth
Butt
Vagina
One and Three sound good to me.
Hahaha! that's the truth! :moon:
Jack McCrack
Senior Don Juan
mmmmkay.....
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
Ah milkman. How sad you must be.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Jack McCrack
Senior Don Juan
I'd feel sorry for the guy.
Such wasted potential...
Such wasted potential...
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
Potential?
I haven't really seen anything except for his childish "Look...Skywalker!!!" thread.
I haven't really seen anything except for his childish "Look...Skywalker!!!" thread.
Jack McCrack
Senior Don Juan
Oops, I did not know An Expert is the name of a poster here.
I thought this was just a wisdom quote.
I thought this was just a wisdom quote.