Warboss Alex
Master Don Juan
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"An Expert: A fellow who knows 59 ways of making love but doesn't know any girls."
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Something for most of you.. ;)
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
I only know three. Mouth
Butt
Vagina
One and Three sound good to me.
the_milkman
Don Juan
You don't know any girl neither, so it doesn't really make a difference. the "Expert" as well as Skilla_Staz will never get any pvssy!Skilla_Staz said:
Mouth
Butt
Vagina
One and Three sound good to me.
Hahaha! that's the truth! :moon:
Jack McCrack
Senior Don Juan
mmmmkay.....
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
Ah milkman. How sad you must be.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Jack McCrack
Senior Don Juan
I'd feel sorry for the guy.
Such wasted potential...
Such wasted potential...
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
Potential?
I haven't really seen anything except for his childish "Look...Skywalker!!!" thread.
I haven't really seen anything except for his childish "Look...Skywalker!!!" thread.
Jack McCrack
Senior Don Juan
Oops, I did not know An Expert is the name of a poster here.
I thought this was just a wisdom quote.
I thought this was just a wisdom quote.