"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Someone's banged your sister's

Joey Too Nice

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So why shouldn't you be banging their's?

Quit with the constant whining and get out there and be God damned MEN and not effeminate little Nancy boys. That is all.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Nygard said:
What what happens if there's incest and the somebody is you?

You're a disgusting man...or are you?

Point is somebody like me is banging someone's sister while most on this site are just banging on their keyboards.
 

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Joey Too Nice said:
You're a disgusting man...or are you?

Point is somebody like me is banging someone's sister while most on this site are just banging on their keyboards.
I laughed a lot and I don't have a sister sir! XD

Cheers!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Joey Too Nice

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DonJuanit0 said:
I laughed a lot and I don't have a sister sir! XD

Cheers!

Bravo and good show DonJuanit0! At least there are some level headed people in this wacky community!

As for the others...Let the whining commence!
 

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Too bad you guy's are worried about more "pointless posts to come" While I'm making many, many more people's sisters cvm. That's what you should be worried about. But to each his own.
 

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Joey Too Nice said:
Too bad you guy's are worried about more "pointless posts to come" While I'm making many, many more people's sisters cvm. That's what you should be worried about. But to each his own.
why would I be worried your making some guy's sister come? I could care less.
 

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You're right. You're too busy banging your keyboard to notice. But don't mind me. There's more than enough depressing threads to read. We should all have a pity party. You know, to lift everyone's spirits? Maybe make a paper mache pinata out of the countless "I don't care anymore" etc. threads? Maybe fill it with advice that no one seems to follow? Think about it.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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History lesson...a millenia ago, Julius Caesar was preparing to introduce a controversial piece of legislation on the floor of the Roman Senate. A member of the faction against Caesar passed him a threatening letter, demanding he withdrawl it.

His reply? He pulled from his pocket another letter and passed it to the contentious senator. It was written by his sister, proclaiming her undying love for Caesar and describing his prolific lovemaking abilities.

Wouldn't you know, there was no further objection:cool:
 
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