"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Someone's banged your sister's

Joey Too Nice

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So why shouldn't you be banging their's?

Quit with the constant whining and get out there and be God damned MEN and not effeminate little Nancy boys. That is all.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Joey Too Nice

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Nygard said:
What what happens if there's incest and the somebody is you?

You're a disgusting man...or are you?

Point is somebody like me is banging someone's sister while most on this site are just banging on their keyboards.
 

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Joey Too Nice said:
You're a disgusting man...or are you?

Point is somebody like me is banging someone's sister while most on this site are just banging on their keyboards.
I laughed a lot and I don't have a sister sir! XD

Cheers!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Joey Too Nice

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DonJuanit0 said:
I laughed a lot and I don't have a sister sir! XD

Cheers!

Bravo and good show DonJuanit0! At least there are some level headed people in this wacky community!

As for the others...Let the whining commence!
 

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Too bad you guy's are worried about more "pointless posts to come" While I'm making many, many more people's sisters cvm. That's what you should be worried about. But to each his own.
 

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Joey Too Nice said:
Too bad you guy's are worried about more "pointless posts to come" While I'm making many, many more people's sisters cvm. That's what you should be worried about. But to each his own.
why would I be worried your making some guy's sister come? I could care less.
 

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You're right. You're too busy banging your keyboard to notice. But don't mind me. There's more than enough depressing threads to read. We should all have a pity party. You know, to lift everyone's spirits? Maybe make a paper mache pinata out of the countless "I don't care anymore" etc. threads? Maybe fill it with advice that no one seems to follow? Think about it.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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History lesson...a millenia ago, Julius Caesar was preparing to introduce a controversial piece of legislation on the floor of the Roman Senate. A member of the faction against Caesar passed him a threatening letter, demanding he withdrawl it.

His reply? He pulled from his pocket another letter and passed it to the contentious senator. It was written by his sister, proclaiming her undying love for Caesar and describing his prolific lovemaking abilities.

Wouldn't you know, there was no further objection:cool:
 
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